john's definitions

sunken turd

A word that means all the coolest words put into one.

that was some "sunken turd" food
Im "sunken turded"

by john December 20, 2003

the emo swoop

the fucking faggot who keeps posting pictures of his emo ass on here and refers to himself as "hot" is a fucking cock tard. when you can't tell by looking at a picture if somebody is a guy or a girl, you know your life is fucking worthless. kill yourself and your "emo swoop."

this just in: the "emo swoop'ster" on urban dictionary is a fucking wanker who will eventually come out of this stage in 2-3 years and realize how fucking stupid he was during that time.

by john March 14, 2005

huw

a little dwieb that try's to act cool around peolpe but fails and then diverts attention from himself to another person

huw is a little dwieb with no friends and try's to act cool around people

by john November 17, 2003

Wet Wonder

Before having rough sex, gallons upon gallons of water need to be forced down until almost water poisined. While you sit there feeling sorry for yourself... your sex partner proceeds to make passionate love. During the whole time of sex, the male must maintain a constant stream of urine on to his lover. The lover must, in turn, drink the pee. Then pee it back out again. It is an cycle that ends as soon as the urine stops to flow.

I didnt have to bathe today because this morning i was involved in a 4 hour long Wet Wonder that purged me of my germs.

by John August 24, 2004

retail manager

This is the person that comes around making sure you are bothered every five minutes and told one more time what you are to do (in case you have a case of chronic amnesia). This is usually to reassure the person that the items and services you are selling and most likely not making commision off of are steadily helping out their bonuses each week / month / year.

Hitler was not a retail manager but many retail managers are little Hitler's.

by John December 20, 2003

beaver tits

doesn't mean anything, can be modified to mean whatever you want.

"Hey beaver tits, get over here. "
or "Oh beaver tits, my dick fell off."

by John March 11, 2004

Southtown

The nickname for Southington, CT. A gangster name for Southington.

All the kids from the hood live in Southtown.

by John December 8, 2003