Definitions by john

magician 

A person lacking any talent, yet skilled enough to master the art of boring people to death. Closely related to jugglers, mimes, and unicyclists.

The magician will be performing shortly. We should leave now.

magician by John July 22, 2004

dirty south 

Texas aint the dirty!!sorry, but mississippi, alabama, georgia, tennessee, louisianna, and florida

alabama for sure, mississippi, louisianna, georgia

dirty south by JOHN July 21, 2004

bales 

the most annoying motherfucker in the marine corps and the world. never shuts up. one who loses his virginity to a man in thailand.

shut the fuck up bales.

bales by john July 16, 2004

Necrophilliac 

A person with a mental disposition giving them the pathology of power to such a degree, they feel the need to have sexual intercourse with a corpse to fufil sexual gratification. This is usually assosiated with people so god damn fucking ugly no one would touch them and Murderdolls fans.

Jeffery Dahmer
Eric Griffin

Necrophilliac by John July 14, 2004

bent 

Bent = Ben


noun - Ben
bent doesnt mean homosexual anymore

what does ben mean?

bent

I thought bent meant being homosexual?

no, it means ben

bent by John July 14, 2004

ste danby 

A fat headed little arse bandit

im a fat little shit bandit

ste danby by John July 13, 2004

hizzy 

house
center of power
the place you call home

abercrobmie humor shirt
with photo of US Capitol dome and the
words "Take it to the Hizzy"

hizzy by john July 11, 2004