An acceptable method of punishment in which toothpaste is squeezed into the ass-crack and anus of a party-foul offender who has passed out prematurely due to excessive alcohol consumption.
LL: I can't believe Oscar passed out already. . .It's only 8:30 PM!
Joff: Did you see how much he drank? He's already polished off a fifth of SoCo and funneled three beers in 2 hours.
LL: Half of the people haven't even arrived for the party. Oscar committed a major party foul!
Joff: Where are you going?
LL: To the bathroom to get the toothpaste. Oscar is so getting the Queen Farbis punishment right now!
Joff: Did you see how much he drank? He's already polished off a fifth of SoCo and funneled three beers in 2 hours.
LL: Half of the people haven't even arrived for the party. Oscar committed a major party foul!
Joff: Where are you going?
LL: To the bathroom to get the toothpaste. Oscar is so getting the Queen Farbis punishment right now!
by joff leff December 01, 2011
I had to travel 200 kilometers to Ristorante Folgaria in the mountains just so I could order the penguini. It was delizioso!
by joff leff March 14, 2015
Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.
LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.
Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?
LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!
LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.
Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?
LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!
by joff leff December 26, 2011