joey's definitions

optical poptitude

When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.

Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had to have eye surgery immediately.

by Joey March 1, 2004

juking

sex with pants on.

Eric got juked.

by joey May 10, 2004

cui

A different term for the abbreviation lol. Cui is the abbreviation for 'Crack Up Inside'

Instant Messanger 1: you smell lyke dog shyt
Instant Messanger 2: lol

::now with cui::

Instant Messanger 1: you smell lyke dog shyt
Instant Messanger 2: cui

by Joey September 4, 2004

Whapo

A short word used in the same context as the word "W00t"
Can be suffixed with a " 'D " to add a relatively urban effect.
The word originated in Moncton when a man we'll call "Mr. J" misspelled another word in a conversation. Whapo stuck as the new hip slang word used by teens all over the world.

"We're Going to the mall, Whapo!"
-or-
(Person one insults person two): "Your stupid" (Onlookers say): "Whapo'D!" (second person runs home crying)


As you can see, Whapo is an extremely versatile word. Use it wisely.

by Joey July 27, 2004

Yummyzors

Something Is is better then Yummy and Better then being Fuckin delicous

Its fuckin Yummyzors

That Girls Pussy Tasted Yummyzors

by Joey April 28, 2004

pissin

The act of takin a piss.

Your mother's got a hairy asshole.

by joey March 11, 2003

b'otch

commonly spelled "bi-atch." Refers to a female dog or a woman.

by Joey March 20, 2003