joey's definitions

eggonson

This gay tall goofy kid with a bagel in his stomach

egoonson SUCKS at ESPN Hockey 2005

by Joey January 20, 2005

Ass Jouster

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.

"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."

by Joey December 6, 2004

Vapenaginis

The sexual organ of a person of unrecognizable gender. Also, a person with such a personality that they represent both sexes.

Guy 1: Dude, Clarissa has a vapenaginis.
Guy 2: Dude, who's Clarissa?
Guy 1: (Points) That girl over there.
Guy 2: Dude! That's my best friend Eric!

by Joey January 20, 2005

WANK LOADS

An awful lot of something

I couldn't believe it! Julie came home with absolutely wank loads of shopping

by Joey February 15, 2005

OC

Open Crib, Got the house to your self and its open for anyone to come through

My family is away, so i got OC all weekend

by Joey October 25, 2004

Aquadodo

An underwater pervert

Lil timmy had a close encounter with an aquadodo

by joey November 7, 2004

Poking Smot

In other words your stoned off your ass and cant say smoking pot right.

derrrrrr.... were poking smot.

by Joey March 27, 2003