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snee

When your nipples are hard
I tweaked my nipple and it perked up like a hard on.
by joey September 12, 2004
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your mum

an insult targeted towards another persons mother.
idiot: insert insult here
other idiot: YOUR MUM!!
by Joey June 13, 2003
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Muffit

A fine-ass chick with perfect buttox and breasts. She can lead a guy on with just her ass and is usually stubborn and hard to handle. Sexually she is omg....the best. But watch out they are known to knee you in the balls at times.
Stupid polish muffit!
by Joey March 27, 2003
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whoring

The act of picking up men using an arousing technique to uplift the male penis.
Last weekend I was whoring and got my eye poked
by joey March 12, 2003
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macintosh

A computer owned by 1 out of every 1000 computer users. Made to look "pretty" by design, but really has no functionality other than graphic & video editing equipment. Cannot run much of anything, especially no decent games or software.
"Before you give me any further computer instruction, please take note that I have a Macintosh, so in essence, I can probably do nothing you intend on telling me to do."
by joey July 15, 2008
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frankenstein drag queens from planet 13

One of the greatest bands in the world, with our very own Wednesday 13 (lead singer of murderdolls)!!!!
person 1: How great is Frankenstein drag queens from planet 13?
Person 2: I know they rock!!!
by Joey April 16, 2004
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Shit Licker

by Joey July 8, 2003
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