joecoolthefool's definitions

gunpoint getdown

The drama and violence that occurs after a gun or several guns are pulled. gun, weapon, shoot, mass shooting, gangs, violent crime, criminal, Mexican standoff, showdown, duel, full automatic, semi-automatic, handgun, rifle

There was a gunpoint getdown 2 blocks over and several of my homies were shot. It's the wild west out here.

by joecoolthefool June 19, 2016

Jamaican standoff

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff

Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.

by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016

dance seizure

The wild, chaotic movements a person makes when listening to music. They are rocking out hard and may look crazy, but they love the music and don’t care. dancing, partying, rocking out, slam dancing, air guitar, mosh pit, break dancing, edm, electronic dance music

John is having a dance seizure on the couch, he loves electronic dance music.

by joecoolthefool February 6, 2018

poliorigami

1) noun-A politician who bends, folds and contorts himself/herself on issues in order to be appeal to the largest number of voters to win an election.

2) verb-The act of bending and contorting on political and socioeconomic issues in order to appeal to the largest number of voters to win an election. politician, Democrat, Republican, political party, DC, drain the swamp, Congress, President, origami, Trump, Obama, Clinton, Big Tent Party, Washington DC

I get so tired of these DC politicians engaging in poliorigami in order to get votes for the midterm elections.

by joecoolthefool February 15, 2018

Mariah mishap

A public appearance or performance that goes disasterously wrong. You are embarrassed and frustrated and it may or may not be your fault. Mariah Carey, singer, songwriter, diva, performer, celebrity

Jillian was singing the national anthem and towards the end of the song, she forgot the words. She had a Mariah mishap and all she could do was laugh.

by joecoolthefool January 3, 2017

girl date

A friendly, non-romantic outing between two women who recently met and want to get to know each other. date, women, girls, girl time, girl talk, platonic, friends, girlfriends

I had a girl date with one the women from my yoga class. She was really cool, she used to be a pilot in the army.

by joecoolthefool January 12, 2017

peesomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to pee so badly. pee, urinate, void, take a leak, piss, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep, wet the bed

I'm suffering from some major peesomnia, I just got comfortable in bed too.

by joecoolthefool January 27, 2017