joecoolthefool's definitions

Gotta get my balls back

A statement that a person makes to one's self when they realize they have allowed fear and anxiety to prevent them from doing something important or achieving a goal.

I've avoided calling this beautiful girl I met in the coffee shop. I'm almost forty years old and I am not married, I've gotta get my balls back and call her. courage, bravado, guts, confidence, masculinity, manhood

by joecoolthefool January 17, 2015

Packing founding fathers

To have a lot of money. To carry around a lot of money.

I've been working for six months without a break. I'm going to the strip club to blow off some steam. Are you gonna have a good time, Tim?! Oh yea, I'm packing founding fathers. gotta get that paper, making money, get rich, rich, wealthy, money

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2015

Affluent amnesia

The condition where poor people who become wealthy forget how difficult life was when they were poor. They often speak condescendingly to poor up-and-comers and suggest they lack the talent or drive to succeed.

I remember when he was playing guitar in a coffee shop and now that he is a famous rocker, he acts like all the musicians he played with didn't have his dedication. He's got it twisted man, he's got affluent amnesia. rich, arrogant, condescending, narcissistic, self-absorbed, judgmental

by joecoolthefool January 18, 2015

hellesbian

An angry, frustrated lesbian who is always upset with men for anything, straight women who aren't sympathetic with her lifestyle or other lesbians who aren't interested in creating drama. She is constantly complaining, always annoyed with someone or forever unhappy about something. lesbian, lipstick lesbian, femme, butch lesbian, dyke, lesbos, bisexual, homosexual, heterosexual, lgbt, queer

This woman was ranting about her girlfriend and how she was cheating on her with a guy. She had 8 vodkas and was fuming about her girlfriend, men and the plight of lesbians everywhere. I know, she was a total hellesbian.

by joecoolthefool January 17, 2016

bible baller

A pastor or preacher who lectures church members about how it is a sin to want to be rich while using the donations from his flock to live a lavish lifestyle.

I am barely getting by on my social security, but I donate every week to my church. I notice though that my so-called frugal pastor just drove up in a brand new Bentley. I'm beginning to think he's a bible baller. baller, con artist, thief, manipulator, grifter, church, religion, preacher, minister, blacks, African-American

by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016

Shenaniguns

Pranks, joking around or horseplay with firearms. It is usually completely innocent, but occassionally results in tragic accidents. gun, guns, firearm, rifle, handgun, assault weapon, semi-automatic rifle, semi-automatic, full automatic, NRA, trigger rich, mag stacking, gunplay

My idiot cousin was spinning his .45 in his hand and it went off and shot me in the butt. Good old fashion shenaniguns.

by joecoolthefool September 19, 2016

sneaky boogers

The boogers that are left behind after blowing your nose. You can either still feel them or you are embarassed later when you find they're still there from someone else. You have to take your finger and scrape the size of your nose to catch it. The word is a take on the British phrase 'sneaky bugger'.booger, boogers, nose bogey, snot, nose, nasal archaeology, digging for gold, pick me a winner

I always have to blow my nose several times to make sure I don't have any sneaky boogers before going on air.

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016