marvel muscles

The attempt to workout so that you sculpt your body like a Marvel superhero. You lift heavy weights and eat a lot of protein to get the shredded look. Marvel, superhero, muscles, workout, lift weights, train, exercise, shredded, pump iron, gym, fitness
You're in here every day Travis, you really put in the time. Yeah man, I am determined to get shredded and look like my favorite superhero Thor. I want those Marvel muscles.
by joecoolthefool February 19, 2016
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Bust a Kojak

To rub or massage the head of your penis until you ejaculate.
I had to bust a Kojak this morning to relieve my morning wood. masterbate, jack-off, touch myself, fondle, choke the chicken
by joecoolthefool December 06, 2014
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trigger spark

An event, issue or person that irritates someone so much that the person explodes in anger and says or does something crazy. trigger, safe space, anger, frustration, provoke, provacative, drama, fight, rage, Hulk rage, mental health, violence, verbal abuse, millennial
The protesters went crazy when the Trump supporters put on those red hats. 'Make America great again' was the trigger spark.
by joecoolthefool July 14, 2017
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vertical cha-cha

The dancing around two individuals make to balance themselves when they are having sex standing up. The opposite of the horizontal mambo. horizontal mambo, sex, hooking up, dance, porn, sex scenes, cowgirl, sex positions
The sex scenes on tv have gotten so ridiculous. The actors were doing the vertical cha-cha up against the fridge and the sink and the wall. It is just too much!
by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018
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the Obi-Wan effect

The unintentional act of driving a student or pupil away from the teachings or advice that you are trying to give them. The more you attempt to mold them, the more they reject your suggestions and move in the opposite direction. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan, Luke Skywalker, the Luke Skywalker Effect, Star Wars, The Force Awakens, Jedi
I try to teach my son about being dependable and listening to his elders, but he is as wild and crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory. You're suffering from the Obi-Wan effect.
by joecoolthefool December 21, 2015
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mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe
It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.
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mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe
It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.
by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016
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