poosomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to poop so badly. It is usually accompanied by an upset stomach and farting in bed. poo, poop, bowel movement, bm, take a dump, fart, pass gas, drop a deuce, crap, pinch a loaf, sleep, sleeplessness, fall asleep, insomnia

When I eat chili and spinach greens, around 2am I get a major case of poosomnia.

by joecoolthefool January 28, 2017

Bernie babies

Generations Y and Z are ready to wage war against a rigged economy and the Establishment media, the Establishment government and corporations and then return power to the people. They are Progressive and willing to stand up to the Democratic and Republican parties to get real change. Bernie Sanders, Bernie, Progressive, liberal, Democrat, outsider, freedom, change, two party system, the Establishment, rigged economy, the 1%, income inequality, trade imbalance, trade deficit, Wall Street, millionaires and billionaires, mass incarceration

I was so excited to see the future of America at the rally. There were a ton of Bernie babies and they were so excited about the upcoming elections.

by joecoolthefool May 22, 2016

terrorcation

A vacation during which there is a terrorist incident. You may be directly involved in the incident or simply in the same city where it occurs. Either way, you feel unsettled and cannot wait to go home. terrorism, terrorist, vacation, al qaeda, ISIS, SWAT team, bomb, explosion, militia, middle east, united nations, UN,terror junkie, terrorazzi

After the incident in France, I wanto go back to the states and feel safe again. You had your first terrorcation, bro.

by joecoolthefool October 11, 2016

natureboy knucklehead

A free-spirited, nature-obsessed guy who often looks like Tarzan and loves hiking in the wilderness and observing wild animals. This type of guy eventually goes missing and his body is eventually found after having been ravaged by a wild animal he encountered in the woods. Tarzan, nature boy, National Geographic, wild animal, eaten alive, wolf, bear, Rick Flair, off the grid, wilderness, forest, Charles Darwin, Darwin Awards, Mick Dodge, Man vs Wild, Naked and Afraid

I can't believe some natureboy knucklehead went out into the Alaskan wilderness and got eaten by a polar bear. He earned his Darwin Award!

by joecoolthefool October 26, 2016

fat tats

The stretch mark lines that develop along the skin as a person loses weight. It looks weird, but it's also a badge of honor for the hard work you put in losing weight. fat, overweight, obese, heavy duty booty, rotund, husky, roomy, tattoo, tats, body art, exercise, weight loss, gym, workout, lift weights, jogging, runner, Gold's Gym, weight lifting

I love my fat tats because I worked 6 days a week for 2 years to earn them.

by joecoolthefool July 09, 2016

celebrity getaway

The drugs and booze that celebrities use that often lead to them to be incoherent, spaced out and unable to function. drugs, addiction, overdose, alcohol, AA, drug rehab, drug abuse, hollywood, celebrities, Tinseltown, movie stars, tv stars

I could tell that hot new actress we checked into the hotel last night was on her own celebrity getaway. She slurred her word and was totally out of it.

by joecoolthefool June 02, 2016

tvacation

A vacation in which you visit exotic locations by watching travel tv shows. It's cheap and you get to visit many destinations. travel channel, tv, travel, vacation, exotic destinations, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, international

Every night I take a tvacation to South America, China, Europe and Africa. It beats jumping on and off planes and spending a fortune on a real one.

by joecoolthefool July 11, 2016