joecoolthefool's definitions

Sports campus

The reason colleges and universities exist is no longer to educate young people for a career. They exist solely to create the best football and basketball teams, the two sports which bring in the most money for the school. These two sports fund all other sports on campus and bring in tons of money from alumni and boosters that enriches the school and pays for the spiraling salaries of the coaches and trainers. Career prep is a distant second. college, university, sports, athletics, football, basketball, education, graduate, higher education, campus, learning, class, degree, baseball, soccer, swimming, lacrosse, hockey, basketball golf, tennis

Let’s be honest, this place isn’t about getting a degree, it’s about sports. It’s a sports campus.

by joecoolthefool May 11, 2019

mancleanse

The time period during which a woman refuses to date men because of a recent bad break-up. She may be aloof, sarcastic or rude to all guys who approach her as they remind the woman of her man.

Uh oh, Jennifer is going through a mancleanse, she has been snapping at every man she talks to all day. boycleanse, mistercleanse, mandump, done with men, sick of men, men are evil

by joecoolthefool March 31, 2015

conveniently black

A light skinned or mixed African-American who tries to pass for a colored race or ethnicity other than black. He spends most of his time with white people because he thinks it will allow him to advance professionally. The only time that he will spend around African-Americans is when he is trying to prove to white people he can be down and fly.

Lavon has always been conveniently black. He never hangs with us unless his white friends are around to see him. If we weren't football players, he wouldn't even acknowledge our existence. fake, high yellow, black on demand, uncle tom, brown paper bag, sell out, wanna-be

by joecoolthefool January 17, 2016

poosomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to poop so badly. It is usually accompanied by an upset stomach and farting in bed. poo, poop, bowel movement, bm, take a dump, fart, pass gas, drop a deuce, crap, pinch a loaf, sleep, sleeplessness, fall asleep, insomnia

When I eat chili and spinach greens, around 2am I get a major case of poosomnia.

by joecoolthefool January 28, 2017

barracuda blowjob

A blowjob where a person bites or scrapes the shaft of the penis with their teeth. barracuda, shark, teeth, bite, scrape, chomp, blowjob, oral sex, oral, fellatio, cunnilingus, skin flute, sex, facial, bukkake, facial abuse

I've been seeing this woman for about a month and she's awesome. We hooked up last night and she gave me a barracuda blowjob. I've been sore all day.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

Harbaugh harassment

The relentless pursuit of a talented person you want to play for your team, work for your company or work for you directly. You doggedly hound the person and are willing to do whatever it takes to prove your interest in them. Jim Harbaugh, coach, college football, recruiting, recruiting trail, driven, fanatic, passionate, hungry, Michigan, Wolverines, Michigan Wolverines, crazy, fan, NCAA football, NCAA, Big Ten, Big 10, Big Ten Football, Big 10 Football

I've been suffering from Harbaugh harassment from this football coach for 3 months. He calls me every day, texts me on the weekend and is willing to come and mow my lawn. I might just have to pick his school after all of this attention.

by joecoolthefool May 2, 2016

come get these hands

A statement made to challenge someone to a fight. fight, fistfight, beatdown, brawl, Worldstar, throw hands, punch, boxing

If you keep talking trash, I'm going to throw you a beating. Alright then, come get these hands.

by joecoolthefool December 19, 2016