joecoolthefool's definitions

frieditis

The overwhelming desire to have fried food. fried food, itis, I got the itis, fried chicken, grease, Crisco, lard

Last night, I got frieditis and went out for some chicken and waffles.

by joecoolthefool June 4, 2016

Clintonomics

Promoting the goal of improving the economic status of the working class and middle class while you secretly work to pass policies that benefit corporations and the top one-percent. You must constantly adjust your messaging as people discover that each policy idea that you promote only benefits the wealthy. hilary, Hilary Clinton, neoliberal, Blue Dog Democrat, Third Way, Purple Strategies, fake Democrat, Billary, Billary Clinton, the Clinton machine, Democratic Leadership Council, wall street, 1%, top 1%, deregulation, economic collapse, President Clinton, Secretary of State Clinton

Clintonomics has only widened the gap between the rich and poor in the last five years. The one-percent is so rich, I saw a guy in Manhattan light his cigar with a burning $100 bill.

by joecoolthefool September 10, 2016

Football fellatio

The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.

I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity

by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015

media mindgames

The manipulative style of writing or tv presentation that tells you what you are supposed to think based upon the writer's or tv show's agenda. The title of an article is phrased 'why something that you are thinking is wrong or misguided' or a tv show that tries to manipulate facts so that a powerful argument or fact is trivialized and another idea that is trivial is given a lot of consideration. media , liberal media, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, tv, journalism, liberal, conservative, agenda, manipulation, establishment

I am so sick of the media mindgames where they tell me the front runner who has won so many primaries is really out of touch with America! If he is out of touch then why is he winning.

by joecoolthefool July 24, 2016

4:20 break

The 4:20 am or pm time where you sneak off to smoke weed. weed, Mary Jane, reefer, blunt, ganja, 4/20, marijuana, doobie, bong, stoned, joint

I know there is a lot of work to do before closing time, but I've got to take my 4:20 break.

by joecoolthefool October 7, 2016

hippiechic swag

Millennials who come from wealthy families, but dress like bums, wear braids or dreadlocks and live in ways that would make you think they are poor. On closer inspection, the clothes they wear are designer goods made to look old, they get their hair done at expensive salons and live in high-end neighborhoods.
They seem to wander through their 20s and 30s without a care, but that's because they are rich and don't have to work. bohemian, rich kids, rich, millennials, spoiled, hippies, hipsters, the 1%, swag, designer clothes, fashion, Polo, Louis Vuitton, Chanel

I get so tired of these super rich millennials parading around in their hippiechic swag protesting the 1% when mom and dad are the 1%.

by joecoolthefool June 28, 2016

Hillary brigade

The people who relentlessly defend anything Hillary Clinton has said or done no matter how damaging or unflattering. They trivialize the significance of legitimate concerns or evidence of law-breaking that should be investigated. Anyone who dares criticize or challege her record or political ambitions is attacked and labelled as part of the far-right or far-left fringe. These people consist of Democratic and Republican Establishment politicians , the Establishment media companies, lobbyists for Wall Street and corporate America, Hollywood and so-called unbiased journalists. They all want to help maintain the Establishment status quo and sequester the will of the American people. the establishment, The Clinton Foundation, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Wall Street, TPP, rich donors, foreign donors, Benghazi, Hillbots, Clinton Clones, Bernie Bros, Corporate America, foreign wars

I just ran into a bunch of members of the Hillary brigade in the parking lot. If you don't get on board supporting her Establishment agenda, you are the enemy.

by joecoolthefool August 29, 2016