Shenaniguns

Pranks, joking around or horseplay with firearms. It is usually completely innocent, but occassionally results in tragic accidents. gun, guns, firearm, rifle, handgun, assault weapon, semi-automatic rifle, semi-automatic, full automatic, NRA, trigger rich, mag stacking, gunplay

My idiot cousin was spinning his .45 in his hand and it went off and shot me in the butt. Good old fashion shenaniguns.

by joecoolthefool September 19, 2016

cistrans silliness

The unnecessary use of the prefixes cis or trans to define the sexuality of a person. You are either straight, gay or gay with a side of straight; that's it. straight, heterosexual, homosexual, gay, gay with a side of straight, queer, bisexual, cisgender, transgender, transexual, LGBT

I don't understand the difference between cisgender or transgender. As far as I'm concerned, this talk is just cistrans silliness.

by joecoolthefool August 30, 2016

sneaky boogers

The boogers that are left behind after blowing your nose. You can either still feel them or you are embarassed later when you find they're still there from someone else. You have to take your finger and scrape the size of your nose to catch it. The word is a take on the British phrase 'sneaky bugger'.booger, boogers, nose bogey, snot, nose, nasal archaeology, digging for gold, pick me a winner

I always have to blow my nose several times to make sure I don't have any sneaky boogers before going on air.

by joecoolthefool August 01, 2016

bible baller

A pastor or preacher who lectures church members about how it is a sin to want to be rich while using the donations from his flock to live a lavish lifestyle.

I am barely getting by on my social security, but I donate every week to my church. I notice though that my so-called frugal pastor just drove up in a brand new Bentley. I'm beginning to think he's a bible baller. baller, con artist, thief, manipulator, grifter, church, religion, preacher, minister, blacks, African-American

by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016

Pork bomb

The gastric explosion in your stomach after you gorge yourself on ribs, brisket and the bbq trimmings. pig bomb, pork, bbq, bbq sauce, beef, beef ribs, baked beans, dinner, meal, food

I am still trying to digest the pork bomb I had for lunch. What did you eat? A full slab of ribs, and a pint of baked beans!

by joecoolthefool July 20, 2016

Trumpestuous

1) The drama and chaos surrounding the Donald Trump Presidential campaign. All political traditions have been thrown out the window with his presidential candidacy.
2) Political campaigns that are as unpredictable and drama-filled as the Trump Presidential campaign. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trumper, The Apprentice, make America great again, Trump army, Trumped up, Trump speak

The chaos and drama surrounding the corporate merger resembled a Trump campaign. It was very Trumpestuous.

by joecoolthefool September 05, 2016

barracuda blowjob

A blowjob where a person bites or scrapes the shaft of the penis with their teeth. barracuda, shark, teeth, bite, scrape, chomp, blowjob, oral sex, oral, fellatio, cunnilingus, skin flute, sex, facial, bukkake, facial abuse

I've been seeing this woman for about a month and she's awesome. We hooked up last night and she gave me a barracuda blowjob. I've been sore all day.

by joecoolthefool June 03, 2016