joecoolthefool's definitions

Putin pal

The numerous millionaire and billionaire friends of Vladimir Putin who got rich from their government connections after the end of the Cold War. Vladimir Putin, Putin, President Trump, Donald Trump, Trump treason, Trump bump, the Orange King, President Chaos, Russia, Russiagate, Mueller investigation, James Comey, FBI, CIA, intelligence community, Paul Manafort, Jarod Kushner, Kremlin

CNN spends each night on Russiagate and trying to expose all of the Putin pals. I don’t believe anything the news is saying about it though.

by joecoolthefool February 21, 2018

Car cuddle

The weird tendency for people to all park next to each other even when the entire parking lot is empty and there is plenty of space to spread out. park, parking, car, truck, parking lot, huddle, cuddle, crowd, cluster

Every time I go to the gym, I park far away from the entrance and yet everyone parks their car next to mine. People like to car cuddle.

by joecoolthefool March 2, 2017

Trumpstraction

The act of creating or dramatizing fake news or events to distract from real problems plaguing you or your life. The Donald, Donald Trump, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trumper, Trumpspeak, The President, Trump army

The CEO of the company leaked a story about the FBI boss threatening him to distract from the fact he was engaging in money laundering. He used the old Trumpstraction.

by joecoolthefool March 6, 2017

gay with a side of straight

The response to give when someone tells you they are constantly moving back and forth along the sexual identity scale. If you ever sleep with someone of the same sex then you are gay, whatever else you do in addition to that is a side dish. No judgment! gay, straight, bisexual, queer, LGBT, gay community, coming out, in the closet, coming out of the closet, transgender, sexual identity, gender identity scale, lesbian, on the down low

My niece told me the other day that she is coming out as bisexual. She got upset when I told her that she was just gay with a side of straight.

by joecoolthefool April 16, 2016

Crapper cripple

The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt

I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.

by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016

food bullet

The food that flies out of your mouth unexpectedly when you are speaking to someone. You're especially embarrassed if the food particle hits the person in the face or falls into their food. food boogie, crumbs, food, mouth full, gleek, spit, conversation, face to face

I was so embarrassed last night, I had just eaten several appetizers and started talking to this beautiful model. As I was about to make my move, a food bullet shot out of my mouth onto her cheek. I wanted to cry!

by joecoolthefool April 18, 2016

trumpspeak

The bombastic and narcissistic speech where a person praises their success and develops amnesia about any failures. The person challenges anyone who questions what they say. Donald Trump, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, The Donald, Make America Great Again

I had to sit through 3 hours of this motivational speaker who was all about Trumpspeak. He acted like he was the best thing since sliced bread.

by joecoolthefool April 19, 2016