Definitions by joecoolthefool

peed-n-peace 

The peace sign that you make with your index and middle fingers as you hold your penis to pee. pee, peed, urinate, go number 1, take a leak, drain the lizard, wee wee, urinal

I went to the bathroom at the end of the hallway, I had to go badly. When I got into the stall, I unzipped my pants, took off my fanny pack and peed-n-peace and it felt good.

peed-n-peace by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

Minty 

A $20 bill with the face of Harriet Tubman, 'Minty' was her nickname. The plural is Minties. Harriet Tubman, $20, $20 bill, twenty dollars, Tubbies, underground railroad, Benjamins, Benjis, dollars

I've got a Minty to cover the taxi ride. If you want to go to dinner though, I have to go to the ATM.

Minty by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

smartphone prophylactic 

The numerous types of smartphone covers that protect the phone if it's dropped. smartphone, iphone, prophylactic, condom, Apple, Microsoft, Google, android, ios, pc, smartphone case

I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.

smartphone prophylactic by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

celebrity getaway 

The drugs and booze that celebrities use that often lead to them to be incoherent, spaced out and unable to function. drugs, addiction, overdose, alcohol, AA, drug rehab, drug abuse, hollywood, celebrities, Tinseltown, movie stars, tv stars

I could tell that hot new actress we checked into the hotel last night was on her own celebrity getaway. She slurred her word and was totally out of it.

celebrity getaway by joecoolthefool June 2, 2016

verbal bomb 

A stinging insult, harsh criticism or shocking revelation directed at a person or group of people. Plural-verbal bombs. rebuke, retort, rebuff, verbal assault, criticism, insult, angry response, snarl, yell, speak, talk, conversation, engage, psychological colonoscopy

I can see you are getting along with my parents splendidly. I don't think dropping the verbal bombs about your past drug use and sexual experimentation in college made this meeting easier.

verbal bomb by joecoolthefool June 2, 2016

prebuke 

Noun: A preplanned response or defense in anticipation of harsh criticism for one's behavior or actions.
Verb: To preplan a response or defense in anticipation of harsh criticism for one's behavior or actions. rebuke, rebuttal, prebuttal, rebuff, verbal bomb, verbal defense, strategy, tact, criticism, verbal assault

I knew that my boss was going to come after me when we didn't get that account. My prebuke was that the client couldn't fund the project we created for them.

prebuke by joecoolthefool June 2, 2016

postbuttal 

The response or defense a person would have given to harsh criticism or judgment if they had thought of it at the time. prebuttal, rebuttal, prebuke, rebuke, rebuff, retort, criticism, judgment, tact, defense, psychological colonoscopy, verbal bomb, verbal assault, invective, diatribe

The prosecutor introduced a lot of new evidence that may hurt my client. I wish I had demanded the judge give me time to review the new evidence before the trial proceeds. That postbuttal would have made a difference in the case.

postbuttal by joecoolthefool June 2, 2016