joecoolthefool's definitions

Bob Ross therapy

The relaxed, chill feeling from listening to famous painter Bob Ross. You feel like falling asleep as he discusses his technique of painting. Bob Ross, The Joy of Painting, liquid white, Afro, sleep

Whenever I can’t fall asleep, I go to Youtube and get some Bob Ross therapy and I’m out.

by joecoolthefool October 19, 2017

FluCovid-19

Someone who contracts both the Covid-19 virus and the flu. The illnesses may strike separately or at the same time. It may also be called the Coronaflu. Covid-19, coronavirus, flu, flu season, coronaflu, CDC, emergency department, respirator, ventilator, hydrochloroquine, vaccine

I had a rough spring, I got FluCovid-19. What is that Ted?! I got the flu even though I had a flu shot and then had to go to the ER a month later and was diagnosed with Covid-19.

by joecoolthefool April 22, 2020

Talk you up

To make positive remarks about someone's work ethic, career achievements or talent to help them professionally. Past tense is talked you up. complement, praise, support, help, promote, advertise, celebrity, aid

Are you kidding me?! The whole time I was at the party, I went around and made sure to talk you up! If you don't get the promotion now, you never will.

by joecoolthefool July 8, 2016

unicorn event

An event that is so unique, rare or unlikely that you know it will never happen again. unicorn, unique, rare, unlikely, lucky, luck

I got asked out by two women in one day. This is definitely a unicorn event.

by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019

terror junkie

Someone who watches days of television about a terrorist incident and then reads every story they can about terrorist strikes or groups on the internet. terrorism, terrorist, al qaeda, ISIS, militia , bomb, SWAT team, explosion, suicide bomber, terrorazzi, terrorcation

All you do each day is watch hours of tv about the terrorist strike in Europe. They say the same thing everyday, you're officially a terror junkie.

by joecoolthefool October 11, 2016

alpha male tv

The hypermasculine reality tv shows where men race muscle cars, cutdown forests, explore jungles, build log cabins and live as mountain men. reality tv, race cars, mountain men, explorers, MMA, firemen, cops, television, cable tv, alpha male, tough guy, manly man, real man, alpha-male tv

Every Sunday night, I like to watch alpha male tv. I spend all week at a desk job, so seeing men explore the outdoors is awesome.

by joecoolthefool August 7, 2017

girl date

A friendly, non-romantic outing between two women who recently met and want to get to know each other. date, women, girls, girl time, girl talk, platonic, friends, girlfriends

I had a girl date with one the women from my yoga class. She was really cool, she used to be a pilot in the army.

by joecoolthefool January 12, 2017