joecoolthefool's definitions

triggerbombing

To linger around a person when they become emotional about something. You may initiate the trigger, take a selfie or video and even include the triggered person in it to create more drama. trigger, triggered, millenial, drama, safe space, trigger words, selfie. photobombing, in your feelings, identity politics

I went up to a group of millennials on campus and told them they were spoiled brats. They totally went off on me and I videotaped the whole thing. Triggerbombing is so much fun.

by joecoolthefool February 11, 2019

poopee stop

The rest stops along highways that you only stop at when you are in desperate need to relieve yourself. They are scary, isolated and stink, so you’ve got to pee or poop really bad to use them. pee, poop, urinate, doo-doo, dump, take a leak, bowel movement, take a crap, drop a loaf, take a wiz, rest stop

I am not sure about this poopee stop, it looks like some shady stuff happens here.

by joecoolthefool February 12, 2019

cop a hug

A guy pretends to hug a woman, but secretly tries to touch her breast or butt in the process. cop a feel, sexual assault, groping, frotteurism, touchy feely, fondle, butt, breast, Me Too, Times Up

The director hugged me and tried to cop a hug when he squeezed my breast with his hand.

by joecoolthefool September 2, 2018

suicide crime

A crime committed out of desperation for money and has a very low chance of success. A person is hungry, homeless or has a family member who is sick. As income inequality worsens, more of these crimes will occur as people around the world struggle to survive. crime, criminal, desperation, criminal justice system, perpetrator, police, suicide mission, suicide, desperate act, incarceration, income inequality, the 1%, the 99%, rich, poor, suicide crimes

You’re going to rob the store next to the police station during the day. I’ve got to Tom, I need money for my dad, he can’t afford his medicine and will die without it. That’s a suicide crime Dave.

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2018

unicorn event

An event that is so unique, rare or unlikely that you know it will never happen again. unicorn, unique, rare, unlikely, lucky, luck

I got asked out by two women in one day. This is definitely a unicorn event.

by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019

community fart

A fart that you intentionally let in a crowd to allow everyone to bask in the ambience of your passed gas. fart, pass gas, rip one, biff, silent but deadly, poot, crowd, group

I had to drop a community fart on the crowd of the opposing team. They beat us, but I got them back.

by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019

butt b.o.

A fart or continuous foul-smelling odor from someone’s butt from repeated farts or a poopy butt. fart, poot, poop, shit, do-do, crap, silent but deadly, pass gas, b.o., bowel movement, bm

The guy I sat next to in the movie theater had some serious butt b.o.

by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019