I've been masterlating to the last six events, the boss won't be happy if I am tardy again. late, tardy, not on time, procrastinate, behind
by joecoolthefool August 19, 2015
The effort journalists and tv hosts make to get the people they interview to cry on camera. The emotional response gets media attention and drives ratings. emotion, crying, drama, if it bleeds it leads, media, journalism, soap opera, bating, interview
I get so sick of these tv hosts trying to get natural disaster victims to cry about the loss of their homes. It's so opportunistic and disgusting, this probing emotions crap is just wrong-this is what journalism has become.
by joecoolthefool June 15, 2016
1) noun-A politician who bends, folds and contorts himself/herself on issues in order to be appeal to the largest number of voters to win an election.
2) verb-The act of bending and contorting on political and socioeconomic issues in order to appeal to the largest number of voters to win an election. politician, Democrat, Republican, political party, DC, drain the swamp, Congress, President, origami, Trump, Obama, Clinton, Big Tent Party, Washington DC
2) verb-The act of bending and contorting on political and socioeconomic issues in order to appeal to the largest number of voters to win an election. politician, Democrat, Republican, political party, DC, drain the swamp, Congress, President, origami, Trump, Obama, Clinton, Big Tent Party, Washington DC
I get so tired of these DC politicians engaging in poliorigami in order to get votes for the midterm elections.
by joecoolthefool February 15, 2018
1) A way of saying someone is 'loaded out the butt'.
2) rich, wealthy, well-to-do, high net worth.
rich, wealthy, high net worth, upwardly mobile, super rich, 1%, wall street, tech industry, elite, baller, player
2) rich, wealthy, well-to-do, high net worth.
rich, wealthy, high net worth, upwardly mobile, super rich, 1%, wall street, tech industry, elite, baller, player
My neighbor must be loaded out the caboose. He drives a Porsche, just put in a new pool and recently got back from a Fiji.
by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016
The scripted and reality-tv shows that use nudity to attract viewers. The networks that produce these shows try to be as provocative as possible to maximize their ratings.
These Discovery tv shows feature way too much titty-butt tv to prove the difficulty of surviving in the jungle. reality tv, breasts, boobs, tits, butt, booty, titties, tv, cable tv, network tv, survival tv shows, adventure tv
by joecoolthefool December 16, 2014
Large, thick, wide feet that look even bigger when a person is barefoot or wearing sandals. feet, foot, Flintstones, cartoon, bigfoot, sasquatch feet
by joecoolthefool May 19, 2016
A super tight-fitting outfit a person wears when their clothes are too small and they haven't had a chance to buy new ones. It also applies to an overweight person trying to wear tight clothes to look sexy, but doesn't have the body for it. Sausage has a tight casing around it. heavy duty booty, curvy and pervy, big and sexy, overweight, obese, husky, heavy-set, clothing, outfit, suit, shirt, pants, shorts, dress, blouse, skirt
Did you see that guy in the hallway, he was wearing a sausage ensemble. Iam shocked he could move, I bet if he tries to walk his thighs may start a fire.
by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016