Definitions by joecoolthefool
dongo
I knew that could not be a dingo because it didn't have the usual color. No mate, it's a dongo, part wild dog.
dongo by joecoolthefool October 2, 2016
Trump bump
The more obnoxious, outrageous, insulting, condescending and rude that you are, the more popular you become. It is the ultimate paradox. Trump, Donald Trump, The Donald, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpster
I don't get it, why is it whenever a jerk guy treats women badly, he gets a Trump bump and the women are drawn to him and want to get to know him. I treat women like princesses and I don't get a second look.
Trump bump by joecoolthefool September 25, 2016
Bathing in black
The considerable effort some white people make to surround themselves with black people at business events, sporting events, music industry events and in Hollywood in an effort to seem cool. Strangely, they never want to employ, work with, date or live by these same black people. black people, white people, race
I get so tired of these Hollywood types bathing in black. They love hanging out with black athletes and rappers, but strangely they never seem to find any black actors, producers, directors or studio executives to hire for their movies or tv shows.
Bathing in black by joecoolthefool September 24, 2016
Shenaniguns
Pranks, joking around or horseplay with firearms. It is usually completely innocent, but occassionally results in tragic accidents. gun, guns, firearm, rifle, handgun, assault weapon, semi-automatic rifle, semi-automatic, full automatic, NRA, trigger rich, mag stacking, gunplay
My idiot cousin was spinning his .45 in his hand and it went off and shot me in the butt. Good old fashion shenaniguns.
Shenaniguns by joecoolthefool September 19, 2016
travel channel traveler
A person who watches tv shows that take you to exotic locations to experience unique cultures and interesting people. You know that you will never get to go to many of these locations, but you live vicariously through the show. travel channel, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, David Attenborough, exotic locations, culture, travel, explore, discover
I don't have the money to do a lot of traveling, so I sit at home turn on the tv and become a travel channel traveler.
travel channel traveler by joecoolthefool September 14, 2016
trauma mama
A mom who hugs and comforts you when you get physically or emotionally hurt. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma momma, handy mom, mom, mother, momma, trauma, hurt, injured, accident
Thank goodness when I was young, I had a trauma mama who took care of me after all of my skateboard accidents.
trauma mama by joecoolthefool September 12, 2016
Walmart wages
Low pay and work hours that prevent you from receiving any benefits. The pay is so poor that you need food stamps and public assistance to survive. Walmart, low wages, poor, food stamps, public assistance, poverty, SNAP, corporatist, big business, the 1%, the 99%
Walmart wages by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016