hot cheetoes

(n.) the basic food source of all fat maxicans. you can tell an addicted vato by the signature red stains on the fingers, lips, and sleeves.

yo couse. go down to tha cowna sto an buy me sum hot cheetos widt this 25 cent.

by joe shmoe February 27, 2003

UHF

poor-man's cable.

kid: dad im tired of fox, abc, nbc, cbs, upn, and the w-b. can we get cable?
father: no son, just turn on the uhf.

by joe shmoe October 31, 2003

disdain

to look on with scorn; seggragation; to be haten'

My good sir, I do so ever disdain those irregular ashen commoners from the hood. It does behoove us to dichotomize their lavitories from ours.

by joe shmoe February 27, 2003

superbowl

The most telivised ganmbling event of the year. Celebrated nation-wide with bigscreens, 40's, and greasy snack foods.

Aww crap, thats the 3rd year in a row my team lost the superbowl.

by joe shmoe January 31, 2004

toji

a little skinny radioactive jap bastard with over 3 gigabites of hardcore porn on his comp.

Toji masturbates incessantly

by joe shmoe February 27, 2003

bangs

good, unigue fighting moves

"I got enough bangs to take you down!"

by Joe Shmoe August 23, 2002

cos

a term in persian for pussy

Your mom's cos is so hairy that it looks like a jungle.

by joe shmoe February 16, 2004