Definitions by joe p.

oasis 

some band regurgitating what the beatles gave us in the 60s.

Were a sensation in thier beginning, but slowly faded out of view, into mediocrity, and is no longer cared about by any music press.

At least until the day one of them commits suicide, which will create a spike in thier old record sales, and then no one will care for good.

The only people who still seem to give a shit are found frequently posting on urbandictionary.com

dude wtf is up with that dude who posted that oasis are "mideocrity"? fuck that shit dude, oasis ares the best band in the fucking world, everything else can go blow my dick, im pissed at these negitv vibes man lets go smokes a bowl bbq. np

oasis by joe p. April 2, 2005

SOS

"Shit On a Shingle", used by naval officers. Term for bread and butter or something spread onto bread then toasted.

Bread and butter, Toast, grilled cheese, etc.

SOS by Joe P. January 4, 2004

Phlump 

Another word for Fez, can also be subbed-in at any point in any sentence. Fez - Hat with a tassle worn by people in the middle east.

Bob: "i got a Phlump at the gas station."
Steve: "well, i Phlumped a big one in the bathroom! Eat that you phlumper..."

Phlump by Joe P. January 4, 2004

lunkersome

An adjective to describe an item that is heavy and difficult to grasp and move.

This piano is a lunkersome piece of shit!

lunkersome by Joe P. July 28, 2003

globbery 

An adjective to describe an item that has the characteristics of both goopy and sloppy

Don't eat the globbery piece of shit burrito in front of me. You look like a fucking pig.

globbery by Joe P. July 28, 2003