joe mcduffie's definitions

idi-ote-ing

idi-ote-ing, is the act of doing something idiotic,like kids or young people do when they act like a de-de-de.doing something stupid and inappropriate.

" Charlie,stop idi-ote-ing over there and bring me a beer!"

by joe mcduffie July 31, 2007

aftermarket

A woman's breasts that have been augmented with plastic or silicone sugery

"Bill's wife's tits are definitely aftermarket"

by joe mcduffie July 8, 2007

whiffer sniffer

a guy that goes around sniffing girl's bicycle seats in rainy weather

"I saw that guy in the parking lot. He's a whiffer sniffer allright!"

by joe mcduffie July 6, 2007

Straggler

person who holds no specific employment and who tries to get by with odd jobs, sometimes referring to themself as a "contractor". Usually has no type of license whatsoever.

"Yeah, we hired some straggler to do our roof, looks like it too!!!"

by joe mcduffie July 6, 2007

crop dusting

the art of flight attendants farting as they go down the isle with the bar cart

"sherry was crop dusting the whole coach cabin"

by joe mcduffie December 15, 2006

3rd base

When a BITCH youre dating anticipates what you are about to share with her, and she cuts you off with what she figures is a "best" of your story, usualy involving her asshole ex boyfriend or husband!!!

Man, that slut 3rd based me all night, and still didnt give me no action!!!

by joe mcduffie January 29, 2008

refugee fries

the french fries that fall out of their small bags into the main part of the big bag

you guys got orders of fries, I got dibs on the refugee fries!

by joe mcduffie May 27, 2007