joe bob's definitions

The New Jersey Monster

The monster that lives in the Pines of New Jersey
...EEk

I saw The New Jersey Monster and i pissed myself.

by Joe Bob May 13, 2005

paintball

The worlds fastest growing sport, basaiclly a ball the size of marble filled with paint is shot out of a barrel at 290-300 fps, it hurts when you get hit but its barreable. Most people that dislike this sport are FUCKING CUNTS that have no balls and can take no pain, they say that this is a excuse and a joke compared to the militay when more than likely they are just hippies that eat no meat (except the cock) and burn flags.

I googed that idiot accross the field as he ran!

by Joe Bob May 13, 2005

Googlifex

Act of putting someone into Google Search engine

I googlifex your mom.

by Joe Bob September 14, 2003

Ditech.com

the most annoying fucking thing in the world. it should die.

Lost another loan to ditech!

by Joe Bob June 7, 2004

Bryson

A complete moron and a brony

“Yo look at that Bryson over there”

by Joe bob June 8, 2018

thwapt

What happens when you eat way too many bean burritos the night before

He felt it coming on, then "thwapt" and he had to change his underwear.

by Joe Bob October 21, 2003

Goded

Goded is A.P.S.B.C.
Goded owns all.

To be in goded you must believe in APSBC.

by Joe Bob February 28, 2005