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slam dancing 

Slam dancing is a XxXhardcoreXxX form of moshing done at local shows when fast music is playing. If you don't slam dance, you're a pussy. The most popular moves consist of the "floor punch", the "two step", the "creepy crawl", "spin kick", "xback-swingx", etc... You basicaly have to pretend you're a ninja and you're fighting invisible people in a nearly empty circle (because everyone is too pussy to slam dance).
Yo dude! Have Heart is playing a show saturday!!! I can't wait to do some slam dancing to their music!!
slam dancing by Joe Bob February 19, 2005
zzub is backwards for a fucking buzz like when you chew, smoke, and drink reeb aka beer
im getting a zzub from this dip.
zzub by joe bob February 16, 2005
gives you more viruses than a dirty old diseases ridden prostitute from the back street's of thailand
hey joe wanna get a virus !

sure bob should we fuck a old prostitute
or download kazaa ?

both !
kazaa by joe bob February 13, 2005
Some gay noob that played runescape for 5 years and suck like crap.

He also begs for cash all the time and make up things.
Look at that noob doom23 coming! Everybody run!
doom23 by joe bob February 8, 2005

slut fitzgerald 

gay teacher that runs with her chubby behind lagging in front of her
Everybody hold slut fitzgerald's fat ass!
slut fitzgerald by joe bob February 8, 2005
The EvilN way of saying "PEBKAC".
"I add on $5 PIBCAK tax."
pibcak by Joe Bob October 30, 2004

Ditech.com 

the most annoying fucking thing in the world. it should die.
Ditech.com by Joe Bob June 7, 2004