joe 's definitions

Bleested

Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.

"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."

by Joe April 29, 2004

sexy tomboy beanpole

An amazingly awesome looking woman. The highest praise you could ever receive is to be called a sexy tomboy beanpole.

Jen, you are a sexy tomboy beanpole, and your ass isn't bad either.

by Joe April 8, 2004

tactision

Tactision is another word for bait.

hurry up and be the Tactision while i snipe those guys

by joe December 4, 2004

buttslut

person who is obsessed w. the fucking of the butthole

aj cash was being such a hairy buttslut last nite

by joe May 13, 2005

isana

the coolest person right now, can turn water to wine.

wow, he is such an isana.

by Joe April 19, 2004

Muga

The secret confession of a gay man to his counterpart, in order to keep this a secret they use a random word in this case muga

Paul Muga how you going

by joe April 8, 2004

Mellis

A small weiner who enjoys the simple pleasures of sci-fi tv.

Man, you are such a mellis
Dam, you just Mellised out.

by Joe November 18, 2003