Blueberry Muffin

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.

Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!

by Joe October 08, 2004

Facetron

A: A machine with which to cut gems

B:A robotic face

A: I just faceted my diamond on this here facetron.

B:OH MY GOD FACETRON HAS COME TO CONSUME US ALL WITH HIS VEANGEFUL, FLAMING TEETH!

by Joe December 11, 2003

crayston

Gheyboy, biggest gimp this side of leeds. went out with a millom bird

crayston fucks hunt

by joe April 20, 2004

carpet licker

A lesbo dat likes to lick pussy.

How do yo become a lesbian? Oh thats easy hun, you just have to lick carpet. Lick carpet huh?

by joe April 23, 2003

sixes and sevens

bloody frickin' crazy!

those american gentlemen in the lolly were all sixes and sevens about their mouth ulcers!

by joe March 05, 2005

whodat

Short for Who is that?

(knock) whodat!

by Joe October 26, 2003

Cobb

Someone annoying who you would rather just go away because they are lame.

Will you please tell that freakin' cobb to stop calling me?

by Joe February 20, 2005