arse fetta

the clammy, milky substance, cheesy found around the male arse, typically after having not washed for several days.

after camping for several days, Dave could feel his "arse fetta" squelch as he walked.

by Joe September 21, 2003

hodad

A non-surfer.

While riding the best wave of the day, I noticed a hodad on the beach chatting up the bikini I had my eye on.

by Joe August 26, 2003

Maddness

disordered in intellect n. insanity, dementia, dillusional, instability of mind, frenzy, psychosis.

Lunacy is a state of mind

by Joe January 21, 2004

awobs

Acronym for A Way Of Building Sites. An Amazon.com skinning technology

AWOBS is returning blue for the background color.

by Joe October 12, 2007

duuuuuuuuuude

A slang term usually used by surfersand skaters.

Surfer #1: Duuuuude did you see that wave?
Surfer #2: Duuuuude

by Joe September 03, 2004

Bonzi Buddy

A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.

"You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!"

by Joe August 03, 2003

secLUEsion

A day when hell broke loose because Ceejus made LUE secret.

What a secLUEsion today was!

by Joe October 12, 2003