joe's definitions

cud

Mix of multiple bodily excretes and products including:
Urine
Semen
Pubes
Feces
Saliva
Swenis and Swussy (penis and pussy sweat)
Breastmilk
Tears
Bile
And in some forms, vomit.

Man we made this ball of cud, and then we whipped it at that fat chick!

by Joe January 31, 2004

meatcrob

the brown noise played on an instrument at the lowest note

you and i just played the meatcrob

by joe May 13, 2005

beer

Drink enough beer then you look at homeless people and say that's going to be me tonight.hi me.

michael's uncle.

by joe April 16, 2003

blazed

when you are so fucked up on mary ja wanna that you cant see straight

tim is fookin' blazed

by Joe April 12, 2004

Corona Boner

When you drink too much and can no longer keep an erection in order to participate in sexual activities.
(see whiskey dick)

I would have fucked her but I had corona boner.

by Joe December 4, 2004

farse

The best british ska/skacore band i have ever heard!! And probably the most under-rated!! Recently split, But not before playing a legendary sell-out last gigg at the Birmingham Academy, wich quite literally kicked my ass.

Im sure they would have made it big, and hope they do well in whatever they put their minds to.

Farse inspires me

www.farse.co.uk

by Joe March 22, 2004

dusthead

someone who smokes angeldust aka pcp

dave is such a dusthead

by joe June 9, 2004