joe's definitions

bismark

After recieving oral sex, a male will pull his penis to one side and release using hip movement to strike the female on the cheek. If properly executed the resulting red mark is known as a bismark.

Denise is such a whore. I gave her a bismark last night and she loved it.

by Joe November 16, 2003

smile empty soul

one of the best bands out there. lead singer sounds like nirvana's used to. the lyrics to thier songs are amazing and always have a damn good point. on a scale of 1-5 they are definately a 5.

songs include: this is war, and Silhouettes

by Joe May 12, 2004

troll beaver

*Correction to the original definition.*

Refering to a short women's unshaven, dirty, unkept, disgusting vagina.

She flashed me that nasty ass troll beaver under the table, and I wanted to puke and rip my eyes out.

by Joe February 19, 2004

bustle in your hedgerow

Lyrics found in Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. In reverse translates to:
"And all the evil fools who made us suffer, sad Satan"

Also interpreted as:
"And in a little toolshed he made us suffer, sad Satan."

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now, it's just a spring clean for the may queen.

by Joe May 13, 2005

pojaco

a really nerdy person

mike is so pojaco, he can't stop playing dungeons and dragons.

by joe February 22, 2005

DIMCICLE

1) Dim bulb on a stick. Usually frozen (with fear of ignorance.)

2) President Bush

That guy the Supreme Court appointed President really is a dimcicle.

by Joe September 2, 2003

jar

A "jar" of 100 Ecstacy pills

My man just got a jar in last week. He's gotta get rid of all that X quick.

by Joe August 28, 2004