joe's definitions

PuertoRoc

The person you fear the most.

Don't fuck with PuertoRoc.

by Joe April 6, 2004

piked

stole used because pikeys do that a lot

someones piked my pen

by joe January 15, 2005

safe

if somebody is a friend or in good terms with you

dude he is safe leave him alone

by Joe May 24, 2003

head fake

when person A proceeds to give what person B thinks is a blowjob, then simply holds the head of the penis in her/his mouth and proceeds to jerk person A off without actually doing anything with their mouth but holding the penis in it.

I was so happy that chick was finally gonna suck my dick then the bitch pulled a head fake on me.

by Joe December 10, 2004

bloviate

To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner.

A key attribute to those that sell. To pretend to understand technical subject matter and sell it to others even dumber then oneself.

Tom, bloviated Matt's shaft for hours on the merits of Mircosoft's Swiss Cheese 1.0

by joe October 1, 2004

british cottage

girl gettin it from the front and the back

"Krysti Hartt"

by joe April 11, 2003

Wisconsin

Better schools than all you other stupid people in our country. Better state than Illinois. Oh, there really is cheese that tastes like ass, but no one eats it except old people. Home of the Green Bay Packers. People in Cancun like the Packers. Wisconsin is the best! We rock! Oh, we also have more people with "Canadian" accents than in Canada. Actually, it is just people who say "eh." Canadians dont say that, Wisconsinites do.

Cheese head!

by Joe August 14, 2003