Invisible, stealth, wallflower, blends in background, unnoticeable. Camouflage like an octopus,, which can change color, texture and shape and appear as coral, water vegetation, sand, and rock. Octo, or octoflauge
Let’s octoflauge it tonight, I don’t want my photo taken.
You octoflauge in that dress, try another. You’re too hot to go octo, wear something sexier.
You octoflauge in that dress, try another. You’re too hot to go octo, wear something sexier.
by jocklondon July 05, 2021
Invisible, stealth, wallflower, blends in background, unnoticeable. Camouflage like an octopus,, which can change color, texture and shape and appear as coral, water vegetation, sand, and rock. Octo, or octoflauge
Let’s octoflauge it tonight, I don’t want my photo taken.
You octoflauge in that dress, try another. You’re too hot to go octo, wear something sexier.
You octoflauge in that dress, try another. You’re too hot to go octo, wear something sexier.
by jocklondon July 06, 2021
Sommelierge is a mashup of sommelier and concierge. A sommelier is French for butler, and means wine Stewart. Today it means a trained knowledgeable wine professional, often working in restaurants, with expertise in wine theory, wine service, and wine tasting. A concierge is an upscale assistant and a knowledgeable professional with insights into and behind the scenes access to the local scene. Often working for a hotel, a concierge can find hard to get tickets to events and the teatre, and make reservations for a guest at hard to book restaurants among many other personal, or private assistant services. for international, regional and local travelers. A Sommelierge is the combination of these two professions, a trained wine professional who knows wine theory, wine history, wine ownership and an insiders guide into the power plays in the background. The sommelierge can and will provide private experiences that cannot be found on a wine list or a dinner menu, even brining wine industry players together to create a private adventures for their clients around food, hotel, travel and of course, at the center, wine.
My daughter wanted to be married in the wine country, but wanted something unique. Instead of calling Robert Mondavi, we used a sommelierge who created a once in a lifetime event. We even went to Sonoma three months earlier to stomp the grapes ourselves, for the wine served at the nuptials. Talk about putting your foot in our mouth. We had to swear secrecy about the venue and the singer who performed 6 songs. All I can hint about who he was, "...his imperfections were perfect.".
by jocklondon December 15, 2020
A narcissistic self promoter who goes online under anonymous accounts or uses accounts from friends and family to post glowing five star reviews in the third person about themselves
Did you read the reviews of platform? Nothing but a bunch of Starwhores posting shit about themselves
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
A narcissistic self promoter who goes online under anonymous accounts or uses accounts from friends and family to post glowing five star reviews in the third person about themselves
Did you read the reviews of platform? Nothing but a bunch of Starwhores posting shit about themselves
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
A person using an anonymous account, or accounts of friends or family, to post 5-star reviews about themselves in the third-person, to deceive the public and commit fraud. .
Every employee at Platform is a starfaker, just read their Google reviews that call out the staff by name.
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
An imposter, imitating someone or something art or creativity. an imitated copy, a duplication not made by the original or from the original, a match that doesnt.
Too good to be believed, a copy so good, its an obvious fake. duplicate, Its not the real thing, the style of the thing, and not the substance of it. As close as a person can get to the original, yet lacks the quality that make is the true original. High definition tv, so clear, that what you're watching isn't believable. a copy that is unsettling, and no impressive.
Too good to be believed, a copy so good, its an obvious fake. duplicate, Its not the real thing, the style of the thing, and not the substance of it. As close as a person can get to the original, yet lacks the quality that make is the true original. High definition tv, so clear, that what you're watching isn't believable. a copy that is unsettling, and no impressive.
Mariah Carey tries to facsimitate her younger self, carrying that note so high and so long, that she seems to have just lost it.
by jocklondon March 29, 2021