NECKNELT

The police term for knelling on a suspect to force compliance. The officer applies their entire body weight onto the suspect using the knee, directly into the neck where it meets the shoulder, in order to stop blood flow to the head. The technique was created by female officer Jessica Vernon, who is a self defense group leader in Los altos ca, where she works as an officer.
Officers apply the dangerous NECKNELT, even when safe alternatives, like using a taser are available. The NECKNELT should be outlawed in CA, just like the chokehold now is.
by jocklondon April 04, 2021
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Masturater

A person who posts fake 5-star online reviews about themselves.
Razo is such a masturater, posting reviews about herself in the third person.
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Momala

Mamala is Kamala's Mamala. The first mention of the word, Mamala, was in 2006 published in the SF Chronicle newspaper and referred to the Vice Presidents mother Shymala Harris.

Today the meaning of the word has two meanings, as a noun; mamala (momala) - an endearing nickname, a person gives to a special or memorable mother-figure, who provided kindness, wisdom and attention during of time in their youth - and as a pronoun Mamala (Momela), Shymala Harris, who embodied those traits and the inspiration of the word and it's meaning.

A wise, kind, and attentive mother figure, one who compliments or augments the care of a mother.

A spiritual ideal, presence, and omnipresent mythical deity that can be resourced and called on for advice and wisdom through prayer.

NOTE: The word Momala, Mamala, or Momela, first appeared in 2006 published by SF Chronicle columnist, Leah Garchik's daily column. Garchik quoted tv host and board member of the Breast Cancer Emergency Fund, Tim Gaskin's introduction of Kamala Harris' mother, Shymala Harris.

Gaskin called the Vice Presidents mother up to the stage this way, "Please welcome to the stage... Kamala's - Mamala." Pausing, and then declared, "Shymala Harris".
I'd rather Momala babysit this weekend, she hasn't spent enough time with the kids.
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5g-star

A business or a person or an owner of a business who gets real five star reviews for being excellent in their work or craft
Search using 5g-star, I am only looking for the best restaurants in the city.
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5g-star

A business or a person or an owner of a business who gets real five star reviews for being excellent in their work or craft
Search using 5g-star, I am only looking for the best restaurants in the city.
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Masterater

A person who rates themselves with five star reviews on Google or Yelp using fake accounts, or using accounts of friends or famiky to rehabilitate their poor reputation.
There were so many reviews on Google that gave the Razo, the manager, 5- stars, that it had to be Razo, acting as a masterater to deceive the public.
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facsimitation

A copy of a copy of a thing. a facsimile, or exact copy, of a copy.

A copy of a thing or made without the original present to duplicate. A statue of a war hero in action, made using only photos of the subject still. A likeness made of a person who is alive
The fur had a facsimitation quality to it, that it's not worth the price. Rich people can spot a facsimitation from a block away. Those Cuban cigars, might be made with Cuban tobacco, but its just a factory made facsimitation. No Cuban rolled it for sure.
by jocklondon March 29, 2021
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