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Exclusive luxury. variations of the word "luxsive" used in different forms:

Adjective: luxsive, luxsiver, luxsivest, luxsive-like
Adverb: luxsively
Noun: luxsivity, luxsiveness
Verb: luxsivize, luxsivizing, luxsivized
Other variations: luxs, luxsi, luxsation
That hotel offers a luxsive experience with its plush amenities and top-notch service.
The luxsive brand appeals to the elite clientele who seek exclusivity and luxury.
Noun:
The company's latest collection embodies luxsive living with its exquisite designs and high-end materials.
The billionaire's mansion was the epitome of luxsive, with its expansive grounds and lavish furnishings.
by jocklondon May 1, 2023
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Bull sit, unjust, nonsense. An odd unexpected rule that is unreasonable or doesn’t follow logic. A consequence of retarded reasoning.
18 is old enough to vote, but not drink, that’s wiertarded.

He has no social skills, so he comes across wiertarded.
by jocklondon July 6, 2021
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momala is a mother figure, and inspirational mother figure who is seen as the mother of all, or the mother of all. Momala is slang taken from three words, mom of all, or mother's love of all.

In a family, the momala is the grandmother of choice, the nanna; she is a matriarch. She is holder of the family knowledge, the family books, the family's albums, family tree, and the teacher of creation, of children. As a neighbor, a Malala is a trusted guardian, Outside of the family, a momala is the mother of a neighborhood, in a village, she is mother and healer, in a state she is the mother of health, knowledge and creativity, for a country she is the mom of compassion, and strength.

Mamala is the mother of mothers, a mamala can be someone alive or dead. If dead, a mamala represents the ideal mother of all, celestial mother of the universe, the yin (female) creator and teacher, she represent equity, balance and justice. The terrestial mamala is the mother of earth, and Mother Nature. and keeps the balance between the earth's elements to sustain the children of the earth. is the earths mother, and mother over nature,

She is the Mom God.
Kamala for Mamala.

India's mamala is known as Mother Theresa. She was mother to all
There was an emergency and we dropped the kids off at Kamala's, and then went straight to the hospital.
If I ask my husband what I should make for dinner, he tells me to ask my mamala.
Who I admire the most is my high school counselor, First Lady Michelle Obama, and of course my mamala.
by jocklondon September 7, 2020
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An innocent person arrested after police beat them, to cover up the beating.

Police departments fall in line behind the cop that goes to far.
He was booked for being combative, which is code for fistbooked. Being combative isn’t a crime
by jocklondon January 22, 2021
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Invisible, stealth, wallflower, blends in background, unnoticeable. Camouflage like an octopus,, which can change color, texture and shape and appear as coral, water vegetation, sand, and rock. Octo, or octoflauge
Let’s octoflauge it tonight, I don’t want my photo taken.

You octoflauge in that dress, try another. You’re too hot to go octo, wear something sexier.
by jocklondon July 5, 2021
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Invisible, stealth, wallflower, blends in background, unnoticeable. Camouflage like an octopus,, which can change color, texture and shape and appear as coral, water vegetation, sand, and rock. Octo, or octoflauge
Let’s octoflauge it tonight, I don’t want my photo taken.

You octoflauge in that dress, try another. You’re too hot to go octo, wear something sexier.
by jocklondon July 6, 2021
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Sommelierge is a mashup of sommelier and concierge. A sommelier is French for butler, and means wine Stewart. Today it means a trained knowledgeable wine professional, often working in restaurants, with expertise in wine theory, wine service, and wine tasting. A concierge is an upscale assistant and a knowledgeable professional with insights into and behind the scenes access to the local scene. Often working for a hotel, a concierge can find hard to get tickets to events and the teatre, and make reservations for a guest at hard to book restaurants among many other personal, or private assistant services. for international, regional and local travelers. A Sommelierge is the combination of these two professions, a trained wine professional who knows wine theory, wine history, wine ownership and an insiders guide into the power plays in the background. The sommelierge can and will provide private experiences that cannot be found on a wine list or a dinner menu, even brining wine industry players together to create a private adventures for their clients around food, hotel, travel and of course, at the center, wine.
My daughter wanted to be married in the wine country, but wanted something unique. Instead of calling Robert Mondavi, we used a sommelierge who created a once in a lifetime event. We even went to Sonoma three months earlier to stomp the grapes ourselves, for the wine served at the nuptials. Talk about putting your foot in our mouth. We had to swear secrecy about the venue and the singer who performed 6 songs. All I can hint about who he was, "...his imperfections were perfect.".
by jocklondon December 15, 2020
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