joao bufamarillo's definitions

bull dyke

A female human who, in a supreme effort to be trendy, cuts her hair short, has her front teeth sharpened, and wears men's clothes and a leather collar with spikes around it. The bull dyke's favorite sport is coprophilia, the love of shit. The bull dyke loves to find a pretty lesbian lover to fist, and from whom to burgle turds.

While hiking on a mountain trail, I came upon a beautiful woman taking a great big dump right in the middle of the path. Around her, four bull dykes with butch cuts, sharpened front teeth, and spiked collars lay on the rocks and intently watched the dump's progress. One bull dyke flashed a terrible, canine smile and said, "I told you someone would see you."

The beautiful woman kept on dumping and said, melodramatically, "Oh, the perils of the trail!"

If you find this disgusting, don't blame me. I didn't take a dump in the path, and I'm not a coprophiliac bull dyke or a turd burglar. These are the wonderful folks that liberal twits hold to be so charming. Real nice, eh?

by Joao Bufamarillo May 30, 2005

Beezer

1. A nose. A schnozz.

2. A BSA motorcycle. A wonderful two cylinder Limey bike from the 1950s and 1960s.

1. If you say that again, I'll bust you in the beezer.

2. Nathan rode to Bramley on his Beezer.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Shamus

A private detective.

An award given to the author of the best mystery or detective story.

Sam Spade, a shamus in San Francisco, found the Maltese Falcon and a murderer.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

turd in the punch bowl

A comparative word, used to describe the unpopularity of a certain person.

Here comes Lorna. She's about as welcome as a turd in the punch bowl.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

cop

A POlice. A fuzz. An ossifer of the law.

Hey, Jake, does your dad work for a living?

Nah, he's a cop.

Honest?

Nah, he's an Oakland cop.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

do-gooder

A white liberal. Someone who knows what is best for everyone else, and devotes his life to shoving it down our throats.

Hillary Clinton is a do-gooder who wants to make us all pay for medical care for lazy bums who piss their lives away spray painting grafitti on other people's property.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Portagee Wine Stomper

A gentleman who walks around on grapes in a large barrel, in order to make wine.

Manuel Gomes is a Portagee Wine Stomper. He makes the best wine in Amador County.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005