joao bufamarillo's definitions

Road Locomotive

A piece of Detroit iron. A huge car "driven" by a person who really didn't know how to drive, and who didn't know what a good car was.

Mike's old man always drove Detroit iron. He sure got mad when we drove circles around him in our sports cars.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Portable Parking Lot

A car carrier truck. A truck used to haul cars to a dealer's lot.

Mack drives a portable parking lot for Ford.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

do-gooder

A white liberal. Someone who knows what is best for everyone else, and devotes his life to shoving it down our throats.

Hillary Clinton is a do-gooder who wants to make us all pay for medical care for lazy bums who piss their lives away spray painting grafitti on other people's property.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

flapping cheeks

What you get when you blow a prodigious fart. Your cheeks flap in the breeze.

Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.

Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Wally and the Beaver

Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro, democratic candidates for President and Vice President in the 1984 election.

From two characters in the Leave it to Beaver TV show.

Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro were a couple of mush wimp do-gooder liberal twerps. They wanted to raise taxes use the money to support lazy people. They wanted to pass and enforcepolitically correct racist laws. During the campaign, people ridiculed them as "Wally and the Beaver."

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

binderfender

A tremendous fart worthy of accolades and kudos.

I went to the city council meeting this morning and let a binderfender while the Mayor was talking. She dropped her notes, and when she squatted to pick them up, she let a binderfender of her own. There was so much laughter, the Mayor adjourned sine die.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

hot squat

The electric chair.

The last, and best-fitting, chair that a Crip sits in.

I hope they send that punk to the hot squat without any further legal monkeyshines.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005