thunder jugs

Admirably large breasts.

Excuse me, boys, here comes Thunder Jugs Sal. I just have to sit and stare for a while.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

punk

1. A follower. A person too insecure and too ignorant to form a personal opinion and become a unique person.

2. A cheap street hoodlum who is all show, no blow. He picks on small, unarmed people and hasn't the balls to rob someone larger than he is.

Punk: Hey, man, gimme your money.

Man: Get outta my face, punk! You ain't nothin' but a punk! Put that shiv away before I shove it up you rass!

Punk: Yes, sir.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 14, 2005

Road Locomotive

A piece of Detroit iron. A huge car "driven" by a person who really didn't know how to drive, and who didn't know what a good car was.

Mike's old man always drove Detroit iron. He sure got mad when we drove circles around him in our sports cars.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Chick Car

A car that looks sporty, but has an automatic transmission. (Of course, no man with two legs would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission.)

That Jetta sure looks cool, but it's only a chick car. Look inside, it's got an automatic tranny.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

tree hugging liberal

A person who lives in a wooden house but who does not want you to live in a wooden house, and who does criminal acts to prevent more wooden houses from being built.

Morris is a tree hugging liberal who burns down wooden houses that are under construction.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

peckerwood

A good, but much-maligned, white person.

Peckerwoods do not hijack airplanes. They don't expect society to take care of them. They never demand socialist medicine. No peckerwood ever prances in a parade wearing a jock strap.

Peckerwoods mind their own business and are not a burden on society. Be nice to peckerwoods. Take a peckerwood to lunch this week!

Hey, any of you peckerwoods want to go to lunch this week?

by Joao Bufamarillo July 18, 2008

Wally and the Beaver

Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro, democratic candidates for President and Vice President in the 1984 election.

From two characters in the Leave it to Beaver TV show.

Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro were a couple of mush wimp do-gooder liberal twerps. They wanted to raise taxes use the money to support lazy people. They wanted to pass and enforcepolitically correct racist laws. During the campaign, people ridiculed them as "Wally and the Beaver."

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005