Definitions by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense

flange conquering 

shagging the shitter out of a whole population of people, male or female.

"I was flange conquering lancashire, now i have AIDs!"

flange conquering by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

Bus Stop HumpBumper 

shaggin someone up the gaffer whilst using an adult return ticket and drinking a bottle of JD.

"i was once a bus stop humpbumper, now im married to elton"

Bus Stop HumpBumper by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

trumple thumpit 

Throwing bacon at a tramp.

"quick, its jonnys dad, trumple thumpit!!"

trumple thumpit by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

Camel Tronoserus 

When a womens gooch is wet and her lips can be seen through her pants. like camel lips, but wetter and they have a pungent smell of uterus juices and quagmirric mirages displaying pictures of underwieght sausages called Gareth Lining.

"holy poop, its a camel tronoserus!!get the nam bread, were in for a long main course meal debrah!"

Camel Tronoserus by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

Bodging 

when someone masterbates you using there armpit.

"shit, no bodging today, i havent put my lynx on"

Bodging by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

flap flairs

when a womans flaps have been bumped and grinded too much so that they have been bust open like a dwarfs hairy nuddger throdder.

"mum, you have beutiful flap flairs"

flap flairs by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006