jo's definitions

fuck up

To severely beat someone, usually in a fight.

He's gonna fuck up John when he finds out his bitch slept with him.

by Jo July 19, 2003

Rizzoll

Thug slang, to "roll," most commonly used with "blizzunt" (see definition).

Let's rizzol this phat blizzunt!

by Jo June 25, 2003

Kandee Kid

The first raver-stage. Usually Those kids with the big pants (self-made or modified) and bright "fun" colorful clothing. Also wearing self-made pony-bead bracelets (a.k.a. kandee) that they wear as a badge symbolizing how many other ravers or party-kids they've met. Or it symbolizes how amazingly "old skool" they are, having been a raver for, like, 3 months now! Like wow!

If they're online they can be identified by their use of the word PLUR and their typing style.

"Wow, there were a lot of e-tards at that party. Did you see how many of them were Kandee Kids?"

online: "wOw, LiKe OmG! dId YoU sEe ThAt RaD hApPyHaRdCoRe Dj LaSt NiGhT aT tHaT dOpE-aSs RaVe?! *RoFl* *rOfL* *LmAo*"

by Jo January 5, 2004

The Kev

Well what can I say? legend comes to mind lol. Hes a really nice guy - a great friend and a fab boyfriend :P lol. when hes around you cant help but smile, he makes you feel on top of the world whenever you feel down, and is sexy to boot

wooo happy xmas kev!

by Jo December 8, 2004

mew

awhen you don't understand something
bwhen something is scary

a answer the question = 'mew?'
b scary - 'meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew'

by Jo November 24, 2003

Merge

to move over
to go somewhere

lets merge that way!

merge over there

can we merge to the movies tonight?

by Jo November 29, 2003

armadillo

South American insectivorous mammal. Has tough 'armour plates' that protect it from attack. Some varieties can roll into a ball and be completely protected.
As far as I know, not interested in lesbians at all.

"hey, what's that weird looking animal with the armour?"
"an armadillo of course"

by Jo May 2, 2004