jo's definitions

baby momma

mother of one's child

by JO January 25, 2003

pud-whack

Someone who enjoys whacking their "pud"...or in other words masturbating. You could also call a nerd or a jerk a 'pud-whack'

God, John, you are such a pud-whack. (It fits either category of definition!)

by Jo May 5, 2005

I like you for who you are

Something usually between a dating couple or close friends, said to explain that they appreciate, like/love one for their true personality, not possessions or fake personality

Tears were streaming down my cheeks by the time he told me earnestly, "I like you for who you are."

by jo May 31, 2004

armadillo

South American insectivorous mammal. Has tough 'armour plates' that protect it from attack. Some varieties can roll into a ball and be completely protected.
As far as I know, not interested in lesbians at all.

"hey, what's that weird looking animal with the armour?"
"an armadillo of course"

by Jo May 2, 2004

woody

Bourbon and Cola

Pass us a woody.

by Jo February 1, 2003

hypocrisy

1. (n) The state of being a hypicrite.

2. (n) One who pretends to be religious, smart, honest, loyal, noteworthy, sympathetic, kind, etc. without actually being so.

3. (adj) being or being associated with a hypocrite.

All hypocrates are sentanced to spend the rest of eternity in hell for their evil contradicting ways.

Hypocracy is the root of all evil in politics.

by Jo November 21, 2003

sskfbsnbs

Switch Stance KickFlip BackSide NoseBlunt Slide

throwin down some sskfbsnbs

by jo July 15, 2004