Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
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Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
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Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
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Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
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inbred

The offspring of two genetically related parents. Common in obscure, tiny and inaccessible communities like Mawdesley, a lifeless snobby dormitory enclave in Lancashire.

In Mawdesley everyone is related and has the same surname as the village, i.e. Mawdesley therefore many people are inbred. See also Mawdo and Mawdesley Tractor.
I just visited the pub in Mawdesley. I didn't feel comfortable, the locals looked strange. I think they were inbred.
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Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
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Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
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