Minivantastic

A derogatory term towards the way drivers of minivans drive.

"Did you see that jackass in the minivan cut me off!"

"Yea, that was minivantastic."

"What a douche."

by JJ March 19, 2005

Hizzle

Your crib

Hey baby lets go back to my hizzle fo shizzle

by JJ July 18, 2003

Dickna Sivapussy

See Krishna Sivaranjan

THUMBE (see thumbe)

by JJ January 23, 2004

befan

African-American Vernacular English (AAVE) for "doing just fine."

Man: "How yo' mama, boy?"
Boy: "She befan..."

by JJ February 18, 2005

Dick Blanchard

The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)

Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.

by JJ May 13, 2003

croach wagon

1)some pretentios bastard that just makes your life hell. a reall asshole that totally tries to encroach on your universe. an anal , lying, queer puff, dick head.
2)a total anal corn flake lover wh participates in group croaching

get out of my face you croach wagon

by jj January 22, 2005

chotch

People usually of lebanese decent who dress in black leather with button up shirts, all black, and wear boots with a buckle. Ussually found at bars.

That guy must think hes a chotch

by JJ November 13, 2003