jj's definitions

skills

Something that a 1337 person has lots of.

ph33r my 1337 sk1ll5.

by JJ October 30, 2002

corned beef

nasty 'meat' eaten by old people, allegedly made out of Argintinian horses

by jj April 23, 2003

Jubby

Adjective. Filth, Gashness, Dirty as never seen before. General grime, situations of discomfort due to high levels of mud and/or dirt.

Noun- Jub (Jubs).

That is completely Jubby. Oh God.

What is it? Hash? No, im afraid it is just a bit of jub.

by JJ June 17, 2005

pimp

pussy is my pleasure

i need pimp

by jj February 13, 2004

SPIT

1. To talk to a female with the intent of getting her phone number. Usually associated with game

"He needed to be taught how to spit to females.

by JJ May 13, 2005

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon of minimal destruction used an infinate amount of times.

M16 kills more than any "Weapon of mass destruction"

by jj July 5, 2003

mars bar

A disgusting, revolting ,shitty snack that is loved by jerks and retards

Jerk: mmmmm mars bar

by jj September 28, 2003