jj's definitions

Minivantastic

A derogatory term towards the way drivers of minivans drive.

"Did you see that jackass in the minivan cut me off!"

"Yea, that was minivantastic."

"What a douche."

by JJ March 18, 2005

Ba-king

Big ass and big tits.

She has a Ba-king homie.

by JJ February 4, 2005

Colin Mochrie

Infamous animutation star. First appeared in teh Japanese Pokerap.

Colin, he can reach them
Colin, he'll go far
With gardening, he'll reach you
and your only car . . .

from Conquest of Animutopia

by JJ May 14, 2004

Morley

A pint of lager with a bit of lemonade in the bottom. Usually drunk by ponces (or southerners).

I feel like a tart's drink. "A pint of Morley please."

by JJ July 27, 2003

Power Clam

During insertion, when a woman uses her extrordinarily muscular labias to pincer-off a man's penis. What is left is a bloody nub inside vagina and a fountain of blood gushing from the mangled, chewed-up strotum.

Common to female weight lifters and black chicks.

Damn, that bitch gave me a power clam and now i'm growing tits.

by JJ January 23, 2004

rockstar

A girl who is crazy in bed.

Roxx was riding me and screaming OH, OH, OH. She wanted it all night, what a rockstar!

by jj April 9, 2004

SPIT

1. To talk to a female with the intent of getting her phone number. Usually associated with game

"He needed to be taught how to spit to females.

by JJ May 13, 2005