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devil may cry

An incredible PS2 game where you control Dante Sparda, a half-human and half-demon devil hunter. He carries around a huge sword and twin pistols called Ebony and Ivory. The game is unbelievable beause of it's sweet combination of run n' gun and hack n' slash combat. Plus Dante utters some classic one liners.

Arius - I was supposed to be king!
Dante- Oh yeah? Here's your crown
*fires a bullet into Arius' skull*

-From Devil May Cry 2

by jizzcock April 2, 2004

bodacious beef bazooka

A wiener that can plaster women against walls a la Scary Movie.

I will put your eye out with one blast of my bodacious beef bazooka.

by Jizzcock January 15, 2004