alcohol bipolar

This refers to a person who is intoxicated. This person at first is happy and loves everyone then in the blink of a eye changes into a angry person. They start picking fights with everyone even the person they just told they loved.

No one wants to be around john because he's in one of his alcohol bipolar moods again.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

fecal mishap

To shit when you didn't mean to. Could be caused by a misjudged fart.

I had a fecal mishap. Can't you smell it? Now I got to go wash up.

by jimmybomm June 05, 2020

jiz toast

The act of buttering a piece of toast with cum for someone to eat it.

She loved the taste of my jiz so much I made her some jiz toast.

by jimmybomm October 26, 2020

soupy pussy

A vagina that is very wet, loose and sloppy.

Guy 1: Hey bro check out that hot chick over there. I'm gonna tap that tonight. Guy 2: You might want to pick someone else. I heard she has a soupy pussy and the last guy who banged her said it felt like putting his crank in a warm glass of water. Guy 1: Thanks man for the info.

by jimmybomm August 08, 2021

cockshaft

This is someone who is being a drunken fool and shooting their mouth off. They are always looking for a fight when they have been drinking.

Man check out that guy over there starting shit with everyone in the bar. He's being a real cockshaft.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

twisting j's

Rolling marijuana joints(cigarettes).

Guy 1: Where have you been? Guy 2: I've been busy twisting j's. Do you want to smoke one? Guy 1: Hell yes, fire it up.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2021

jettied

This is when you have to take a shit so bad that you pull your pants down, bend over, spread your cheeks and with jet like propulsion shit shoots out of your ass.

Steve had to take a shit so bad on his way to his hunting blind that he jettied in the woods. To his surprise there were other hunters already out and they were forced to watch him do it.

by jimmybomm November 12, 2020