Definitions by jimmybomm

Do I stink? 

This is said by someone that is worried about whether their genitals have a stink to it. Even though they have good hygiene they are insecure about it because either someone has told them there was a smell or they have smelled stinky genitals before.

girl: What's going on? Why did your erection go down? guy: I'm exhausted and gotta get some sleep. girl: Is it me? Do I stink? guy: No. Lets do it in the morning.

Do I stink? by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

gum me bare 

This is a porn movie in which a woman with no teeth sucks multiple cocks.

guy 1: Man did you see that porn" gum me bare"? guy 2: I sure did. I wish I was on the receiving end of that blowjob.

gum me bare by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

cockshaft

This is someone who is being a drunken fool and shooting their mouth off. They are always looking for a fight when they have been drinking.

Man check out that guy over there starting shit with everyone in the bar. He's being a real cockshaft.

cockshaft by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

headhoncho 

This is a sex toy for men. He puts his cock in it and jerks off. It's supposed to feel like a real vagina.

I have used my headhoncho so much I wore it out. Until I find a woman I better get to the sex toy shop and get a new one.

headhoncho by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

crazy looter 

This refers to people who think its ok to take something that doesn't belong to them. They run around in a store stealing like a crazy person. They will use any excuse to take from others and when they are finished they burn the place to the ground.

Seriously stop being a crazy looter. The people your stealing from didn't do anything to you.

crazy looter by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

pussy pummeler 

One who pounds on pussy in a sexual way.

girl 1: My pussy is so sore from the pummeling I got from Joe last night. girl 2: Wow he sure is a pussy pummeler. Does he have a brother? girl 1: I'm not sure but if he does I'm gonna take them both on.

pussy pummeler by jimmybomm June 14, 2020

penis pummeler 

Someone who pounces up and down of a hard penis.

My girlfriend tied me up and really worked me over last night. She's a awesome penis pummeler.

penis pummeler by jimmybomm June 14, 2020