Definitions by jimmybomm

boff me off 

Another way of saying suck my dick.

Guy 1: I'm gonna see if I can get one of these hot girls to boff me off tonight. Guy 2: If she has a friend can you hook me up. Guy 1: Sorry bro your on your own.

boff me off by jimmybomm October 8, 2020

helmet washie 

Oral sex on a man. The helmet is the head of a penis.

Guy 1: Hey bro did you get a helmet washie from the girl you took home last night from the bar. Guy 2: I sure did and she was great at it.

helmet washie by jimmybomm October 8, 2020

trying times 

When things aren't going good causing us to struggle.

In these trying times of fear and uncertainty the human race will prevail against the covid 19 virus caused by the selfish Chinese government that allowed it to spread through out the world.

trying times by jimmybomm October 8, 2020

asshole growl 

When cutting a fart sounds like a dogs growl.

I was so glad the dog was sleeping with my wife and I because when I had a asshole growl I was able to blame it on the dog. When the stink came he gat the blame for that also.

asshole growl by jimmybomm October 5, 2020

covid mask marks 

The marks left on your cheeks from the bands on your covid mask that go around your ears.

Thanks a lot china now I have covid mask marks on my face.

covid mask marks by jimmybomm October 1, 2020

giant pussy

This can mean two things. 1) A guy who talks a lot of shit but when it comes to backing up his words he runs and hides, or 2) A woman who has a giant pussy.

The girl I'm going out with tonight has a giant pussy and I will be fisting her later. She also has a boyfriend who is a giant pussy with a micro penis that couldn't even touch the sides.

giant pussy by jimmybomm September 28, 2020

vaginal vault

Another name for a woman's vagina.

Guy 1: I'm going out with stacy tonight and gonna get some play. Guy 2: Man I hear she has a gaping vaginal vault and there may be a bowling ball in there. Guy 1: Oh great. I'm not taking her bowling.

vaginal vault by jimmybomm September 24, 2020