jimmybomm's definitions

drunk noodle

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.

girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.

by jimmybomm July 13, 2020

fight picker

These people are miserable in their own mind so they project their negativeness on others by arguing and complaining about everything. They try to bring people with positive attitudes into their dark world of anxiety and worry. Anger is the primary cause which is the root of all evil. They won't be happy until their anger and mean things they say spills onto others causing others to be unhappy just like they are.

Just so you know fight picker you cannot break me. Because you cant see my wings, know that they are there and you have not damaged them.

by jimmybomm February 25, 2021

ass fucken hole

A more aggressive way of calling someone a asshole is by adding the word fucken in the middle. Its intent is to provoke a more angry response so be ready when saying it.

That guy over there at the bar picking fights with everyone is being a ass fucken hole.

by jimmybomm March 8, 2021

mudsturbating

The act of masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

When Joe was mudsturbating he shot his load and dropped a load at the same time.

by jimmybomm May 24, 2022

suck my pud

Pud is a slang word for penis.

Man I'm gonna hit on those girls over there and maybe I can get one of them to suck my pud tonight.

by jimmybomm February 4, 2021

whitmerized

The state of Michigan got whitmerized when governor Gretchen Whitmer used her executive order to close nonessential businesses. This was done in the wake of the covid 19 pandemic and it saved thousands of lives by either slowing or stopping the spread of this deadly virus.

When Michigan got whitmerized a lot of people were very upset. If they could work in the medical field they would understand how bad this virus is and see that she did the right thing.

by jimmybomm May 2, 2021

little hands

It's believed that a man with little hands will also have a little penis. There is no correlation between the size of a man's hands or feet to his penis size.

Joe could have got so much more pussy but because of his little hands the girls steered away from him. The girls that he did hook up with got themselves a big surprise and got plugged real good.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2021