When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.
Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.
by jimmybomm December 03, 2020
The person that walks around a party spilling their drink everywhere. The person usually doesn't realize they are doing it because of intoxication.
guy 1: Man did you see jonas the spill meister over there. guy 2: I sure did. Now who's gonna clean that mess up. guy 1: Not me i didn't see anything.
by jimmybomm April 04, 2020
mother: What the hell is this towel doing under Cody's bed and why is it all stuck together? father: Oh God its his goo towel don't touch it. mother: That's so nasty. father: We'll just throw it away.
by jimmybomm April 13, 2021
What is going on with this world? Now countries are using unvax bans on people for not getting vaccinated. The people who are vaccinated are still getting and spreading covid to others. How dare they treat unvaccinated people like they are the cause of this pandemic. What about natural immunity?
by jimmybomm January 18, 2022
This refers to all who don't think its important to wear a mask during the covid19 pandemic. They are slow witted, selfish and refuse to wear a mask thinking they aren't gonna get the virus. They have no clue how the virus works and its possible they are the carriers spreading the virus to others. Not everyone has signs and symptoms so wear a mask.
guy 1: Would you look at all those covid halfwits walking around in the grocery store not wearing a mask. guy 2: I see them. They could care less that they are infecting others and keeping the virus alive.
by jimmybomm May 02, 2020
guy 1: Man I can't wait to get my crank in that hot chicks vaginal pocket to see if its all blown out. guy 2: Bro haven't you heard that saying "Big girl big hole, Small girl all hole". guy 1: Oh great, no I haven't.
by jimmybomm February 23, 2021
by jimmybomm July 04, 2021