peel a loaf

It means to take a shit.

guy 1: Man bro i've been eating a lot of cheese and im all stopped up. guy 2: You better take some laxatives and dash to the bathroom to peel a loaf. guy 1: Too late it just broke free in my pants.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

jack kinoff

The name you wish you didn't have. Why would his parents name him jack?

guy 1: Hey bro is that your buddy over there jack kinoff. guy 2: Man I don't know him.

by jimmybomm May 31, 2020

juky pants

This refers to a guy who gets so excited that he cums in his pants before he can get them off.

Joe hasn't been intimate with a woman in so long he juked in his pants when she smiled at him. He's a juky pants.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

cherry pants dance

This is a dance in which all male patrons are considered to be a cherry pants. They are confused about their sexual orientation.

Joe went to a dance looking for romance, he saw a cherry pants and thought he had a chance. Then he realized he was at a cherry pants dance and some were already thinking about plugging him.

by jimmybomm April 08, 2021

taco tosser

Licking pussy. If God did not want man to eat pussy then why did he make it look so much like a taco.

I'm going out tonight and I'm gonna be the biggest taco tosser in the club.

by jimmybomm July 25, 2020

dinty moore shuffle

This is when someone eats dinty moore beef stew and shortly after it hits the stomach they have to run to the toilet because of the squirts.

Guy 1: Hey man where's Dan running off to? Guy 2: He's running to the toilet, he has the dinty moore shuffle.

by jimmybomm July 17, 2022

sweet sweat

The sweat made between two people during intercourse.

Hey baby, do you want to make some sweet sweat?

by jimmybomm February 01, 2021