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stopped up

To not be able to take a shit.
Man i'm all stopped up. I haven't been able to take a shit in 4 days. When it breaks free it isn't gonna be pretty so stand clear.
by jimmybomm April 27, 2020
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jiz shirt

mother: What is this shirt that's all stuck together that I found under Cody's bed? father: Oh God don't touch it! It's Cody's jiz shirt. We'll just throw it away. mother: That's nasty. What's wrong with him? father: He's just lazy.
by jimmybomm February 15, 2022
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Biden jab

The mandating of the covid 19 vaccination by the now president of the United States Joe Biden. He said he's lost patients with the American people.
Can you believe that people in the United States are loosing their jobs because they don't want the Biden jab. It doesn't matter to him that people have natural immunity, religious beliefs or a illness that their doctors tell them not to get the shot. History will show the blunders of Joe Biden and how he destroyed the U.S.A.
by jimmybomm November 14, 2021
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goo towel

The towel used to wipe up after intercourse or masturbation.
mother: What the hell is this towel doing under Cody's bed and why is it all stuck together? father: Oh God its his goo towel don't touch it. mother: That's so nasty. father: We'll just throw it away.
by jimmybomm April 13, 2021
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crown me off

Guy 1: Man do you see those girls over there? Guy 2: I sure do. Guy 1: I'm gonna get one of them to crown me off. Guy 2: When your done send her over to me.
by jimmybomm July 21, 2020
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peel a loaf

guy 1: Man bro i've been eating a lot of cheese and im all stopped up. guy 2: You better take some laxatives and dash to the bathroom to peel a loaf. guy 1: Too late it just broke free in my pants.
by jimmybomm April 24, 2020
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jack kinoff

The name you wish you didn't have. Why would his parents name him jack?
guy 1: Hey bro is that your buddy over there jack kinoff. guy 2: Man I don't know him.
by jimmybomm May 31, 2020
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