Definitions by jimmybomm

now open

The sign put on businesses that reopened after they had to shut down due to the covid 19 pandemic caused by the Chinese.

Thanks to the selfish Chinese Communist Party for allowing the virus to spread all over the world causing thousands of businesses to close. Fortunately some were able to survive and are now open again.

now open by jimmybomm November 2, 2020

knob me off 

This means to suck a mans penis.

Guy 1: I'm gonna see if that hot girl over there at the bar will knob me off tonight. Guy 2: Hey bro do you think she will do me too? Guy 1: Go find your own.

knob me off by jimmybomm October 29, 2020

covid eyes 

Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.

If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.

covid eyes by jimmybomm October 29, 2020

jiz toast 

The act of buttering a piece of toast with cum for someone to eat it.

She loved the taste of my jiz so much I made her some jiz toast.

jiz toast by jimmybomm October 26, 2020

sphincter muscle 

The muscle that holds your asshole shut. To call a person a sphincter muscle is very offensive. Your basically calling someone a asshole.

Man check out that woman over there yelling at those kids for fishing near her precious boat. She is a sphincter muscle and needs to stop talking shit.

sphincter muscle by jimmybomm October 19, 2020

pencil cock

A penis that is skinny like a pencil.

Girl 1: Have you slept with Larry yet? Girl 2: No not yet. Girl 1: I heard he has a pencil cock. Girl 2: Oh great, that means he won't even touch the sides.

pencil cock by jimmybomm October 15, 2020

sedona arizona

One of the most beautiful and magical places on the planet. Has multiple vortexes where energy comes up through the earth.

Man I wish I could up and move to beautiful Sedona Arizona. What a happy place and everyone should experience it.

sedona arizona by jimmybomm October 8, 2020