Definitions by jimmy football2002

slurple roost 

a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles

Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb

slurple roost by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

munchable 

a hot chick who you suspect of having a nice biscuit

joe: damn jessica is looking good
kevin: yeah dude that's got to be some munchable cake

munchable by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

scoopability 

being able to pick up chicks

joe: damn bro you pulled like the hottest chick in the bar last night
kevin: yeah ive got scoopability son

scoopability by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

tickler 

someone that doesn't beat it up (it being vagina)

joe: dude scott is riding an epic dry spell bro
kevin: yeah no shit he's a tickler, word gets around

tickler by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

zoo keeper 

someone that only seems to fuck fat ugly chicks

joe: dude did you see the chick brendan brought home last night?
kevin: yeah shit was disgusting dude, your boys a regular zoo keeper

zoo keeper by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010