jimmy's definitions

townie

twat ( they wont start on you, aslong as it stays in the 3:1 ratio

him:you fucking mish mosh get a wash
me:nah im not a mosh but its better then being a townie
him: what did you say wait there let me get my gang and your battered man
me:hmmm your a twat!

by jimmy October 26, 2004

whiny bitch

a woman who thinks you want to hear about her boyfriend trouble, car trouble, work trouble, etc.

Dude! I already know your boyfriend is mean... SHUT UP YOU WHINY BITCH!

by Jimmy January 31, 2004

lyn z

sweaty man pig that happens to hit bass strings spontaneously

"lynz!" shouted steve

by jimmy March 25, 2003

lol internet

The 100,000th post (called a GET) on 4chan.org. It's also commonly referred to on YTMND.com, a website notorious for using memes and fads from 4chan. On YTMND, the phrase is in a speech bubble uttered by Ronal McDonald while riding in a car with the background zooming by. Several version of this have been made with other characters in other vehicles.

Did you see that new "lol internet" YTMND?
Yeah they totally stole that crap from 4chan.

by Jimmy July 31, 2006

queef

Very wet pussy fart

when I pulled out, she queefed on my dick

by Jimmy September 17, 2003

cock smack

To smack a person, usually in the face, with one's cock. Often used as a disciplinary maneuver.

If you keep playin' like that, I will cock smack you good.

by Jimmy January 23, 2003

lurker

Starcraft character (Zerg race), a large crab like creature that hides underground and attacks with spikes, otherwise know as a Mudspiker.

Fuck those Mudspikers just mudspiked my base.

Jesus fuck my mudspikers just got owned by Frogs (Zerglings).

by Jimmy July 30, 2003