stoneager

A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

soup coolers

Soup coolers is a reference to the very large lips characteristic of blacks.

Would'ja look at the soup coolers on that ugly mutherfucker?

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Australian basket job

The same as a Chinese basket job, but with a sheep instead,
mate.

He's the love child of an australian basket job.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Jolt her bones

To "jolt her bones" is to fuck her hard, deep, and savagely.

I told the chick on the internet that I would like to "jolt her bones". Next thing I know, she's at the front door with a bottle of wine!

by Jim Inman August 29, 2006

disastrophy

A catastrophy and a disaster in one incident.

If that volcano erupts, it will be the greatest disastrophy in American history.

by Jim Inman September 22, 2006

Sap

Sap is a term used in mess halls,firehouses, and greasy spoon restaurants to identify Pancake Syrup.

"Yo Mack. Please pass the salt and pepper and shoot me the sap too."

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

rectal nausea

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement, esp. suspected diahrreah.

Those peaches were delicious, but they gave me a terminal case of rectal nausea.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006