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when u fart and shit in one smooth motion.usually invovles an extensive cleanup.
i was with my girlfriend and then sharted all over the inside of my pants.
by jim dandy January 24, 2005

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A catch phrase of Borat. Used as a punctuative statement affirming his belief.
"Pamela anderson is a very beautiful...wawawewa"
by Jim dandy November 05, 2006

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n. The act of fllacio. Oral sex performed upon a male(s).
She begged me for more lollycock. That lollycock wuz da shiznit!
by Jim Dandy December 10, 2003

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an old womans saggy tits that hang down and knock against her knees with every step she takes. some men find this erotic and very hot sex can stimulate a penis to pentrate through the knee knockers and enter the vagina.
damn those "knee knockers" are looking sexy.
by jim dandy January 24, 2005

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a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes
wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities
by jim dandy January 24, 2005

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Guys who dress up like they’re at a rodeo to impress ho’s at the local country bar. Busch beer drinking, beer-muscle having, can’t get a woman off, Copenhagen all up in da teeth, chicken-shit, corn breed, cracker ass, country boys
Look at all these damn yeeha's dressing up like its's halloween tryin to get some ass.
by Jim Dandy May 11, 2004

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A person or persons who touch male poo with thier genitals.
chad polzin is a poo toucher
by jim dandy November 04, 2004

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