Mary Magdalene

Somehow connected to Jesus, Cydonia (on Mars) and the Egyptian pyramids.

Mary Magdalene on Mars? WTF? Just wait and see..

by jim May 01, 2005

Chizz

The cheese flavored, jizz-like substance used to cheese-up macaroni and cheese. It is highly concentrated and if you eat it streight it tastes like salty crap.

we put that packet of chizz under that car's tire, heh, it splattered everywhere.

by jim October 07, 2005

iLife

iLife is where a being adopts and entirely positive attitude towards all of apples iProducts. iTunes is used instead of winamp, iPod's are used instead of lesser priced, more functional devices, and iMacs are used instead of PC's. The being in question has clearly succumbed to attractive but misleading marketing, and must be show the error of their ways.

"Oh man, I've got a new G5 coming next week, and I've got my iPod and iTunes totally synced; I feel like a real computer user!"
"No, you're not, you're fucking loaded, and don't want to think to hard about technology

by Jim January 22, 2005

gwak

female genitals

yeah I got myself messy in her gwak

by Jim August 12, 2003

chumpy

something that wont be shared, just for onesself

ima go to the store fo a chumpy

by jim August 30, 2003

O.H.B.

Short for "Old hateful bastard"

"I'm sick of that O.H.B."
"So's his wife"

by JIM February 18, 2004

skybox

very expensive pussy. going to cost you a shit load of money to hit it.

that bitch over there has a real skybox. cost me a grand to fuck that!

by jim July 16, 2004