jim's definitions

retarditude

One who is not actually retarded, but has the attitude of a retard because they don't have a functioning reproductive organ and their FUPA is gigando.

Suck my wanger, retarditudes.

by Jim November 10, 2003

Macgyverism

An item that was created through taking random or useless pieces and sticking them together to create something usefull.

Weed doesn't leed to other drugs, weed leeds to macgyverisms!

by Jim April 23, 2006

Bo Jangles

The self claimed best person on the face of the earth. Bo Jangles isn't conceited he really is just the best thing ever. A toally lack of caring, and voices hi opion and doesn't give a shit who gets upset or disagrees. He is also a cold heartless basterd, but once again, doesn't give a shit.

The man Bo Jangles is the craziest son of a bitch ever.

by Jim January 25, 2005

puppy fucker

a person who fucks puppies

the hair seems to disapear at the entrance

by jim August 1, 2003

olol

More dramatic version of "Lol" often used when someones insult fails incredibly. Also used multiple times for more effect.

olololol joo suck n00b

by Jim February 18, 2005

fox

Orange things that walk round your garden at night.
Aslo referred to as nice.

The fox was luv.

by Jim March 11, 2003

weapon

A term used to describe someone who is a spanner or a tool. A person who is extremely stupid and possibly ugly.

Ant: Hey mate, do you like my new burberry cap?
Jim: Nah mate, it's well chup. You look like a complete weapon!

by Jim July 19, 2004