jim's definitions

knob

A word Canadians use to describe indians

You can tell it's welfare cheque day. The entire beer store is jam packed with knobs.

by Jim February 1, 2005

Kraid

The extreemly large green reptilian creature seen in the metroid games. He is usualy about 2 vertical screens tall and shoots large spikes from his stomach and thorns from his back/hands, depending on wich game. In the orrigional Metroid for the NES, he was only about 8 feet tall, as opposed to the stories-tall bohemoth of later games. He was to appear in Metroid Prime, but dude to time constrictions they cut him out.

Kraid is a generaly fun boss to battle in the metroid games.
He appeared in Metroid, Super Metroid, and Metroid Zero Mission.

by Jim October 9, 2005

whacked

When someone is killed by someone else

Vito was jus whacked!

by Jim April 15, 2005

pns

short for penis, often used in irc

jason loves to suck the big black pns

by jim January 16, 2003

blowjob

To treat a penis as a ice block, performed mainly by horny women

Jenny gave Martin the blowjob of his life, and swallowed all the tasty sperm because she was hungry

by Jim March 31, 2003

lartigh

a stinky smeghead that looks like an overgrown penis

Jim:'Hey u fuckin lartigh'
Bob:'Don't call me no lartigh u rectum raider'

by jim August 23, 2004

car Carrier Truck

A Big Long Truck That Carrys Cars on it's truck to state to state that can hold up to many cars. it also Drops off cars to the dealership so people can buy them.

John works for the Car Carrier Truck System.

by Jim April 8, 2005