Definitions by jim

afghan tea-bag 

Similar to tea bagging but instead of the mans balls being dipped into a womans mouth, they're lowered into her eyes!

See also: tea bag tea-bag tea-bagged tea bagger

Man: Hey baby, it's time for a tea-bag - AFGHAN STYLE!!
Woman: What the fuck is that?
Man: You'll see....
Woman: Arrrgghhhh my eyes
Man: Afghan Tea-Bag baby - Recognize!!

afghan tea-bag by Jim July 19, 2004

skybox

very expensive pussy. going to cost you a shit load of money to hit it.

that bitch over there has a real skybox. cost me a grand to fuck that!

skybox by jim July 16, 2004

karl malone 

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

karl malone by Jim July 16, 2004

Snuffer 

A man who sniffs a penis up his nose and it pokes his brain causing a reaction that makes his arms shoot up into the air and he yells "ShizMonkNickFuckAssBitchNizz!"

Comes from the laten word cat~fucker.

The man was such a Snuffer he was called a bitch.

Snuffer by jim July 8, 2004

himin 

Term used as a way of getting someone's attention
Shouted as a term of annoyance.

Himin, what are you doing?

HIMIN! Fit are you playing at?

himin by Jim July 3, 2004

take the pickle out 

The act or motion of releasing a very large penis from your vagina or asshole.

Take the pickle out.. i can feel it touching my stomach.

take the pickle out by jim July 2, 2004

benst 

Northern NJ slang negating the word best. The opposite of best.

Last night I slammed my hand in a door. Yeah, it was the benst.

benst by Jim June 29, 2004