jim's definitions

bellend

(alex k e double rr is a bell = bellend

kerr + Bell = bellend

by jim January 27, 2004

jackets

A slang term for police (pigs).

I'm tired of these motherfucking jackets.

by Jim January 9, 2003

spooge

liquid resulting from sexual intercourse; semen

There were spooge stains on the back seat.

by Jim January 7, 2004

calibre

Not only a shit car and alcohol free beer but also commonly used for describing ones ability. In common with the above words, often full of irony.

Sam Lilley: A man of my calibre never goes down (whilst lying in bed after getting over excited at the weekend...

by Jim September 30, 2004

cigarette

n. a little cigar that is wrapped with paper and not tobacco leaves.

"my definition of cigarrette is the best. it should be in the OED."

by jim June 24, 2003

OCC

Onondaga Community College
1. A SUNY school in New York State
2. Many of the students graduated from CNS
3. OCC is da shit

1. You're not cool unless you go to OCC
2. You down with OCC, ya you know me
3. Where the players get their education
4. Harvard on the hill

by Jim January 7, 2004

jiz

The Juice of a Man from the Peni

Woah i have jiz all over me, you must be excited

by Jim April 14, 2005