Definitions by jim

piss proud 

A term to describe waking up with a boner. See also morning glory

Simon: Whoa dude, what's going on under your sleeping bag?
Dave: Huh, what do you mean?
Simon: It looks like you've got a tent pole on the go!
Dave: Oh shit, I've got piss proud mate!

piss proud by Jim July 19, 2004

any chance? 

A short and relatively polite phrase to be used when attempting to "chat-up" a girl.

Jim: Hey mate, that girl at the bar looks quite tasty.
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit

any chance? by Jim July 19, 2004

dirty poop games 

An act of "love" between 2 gay men after a night on the town. See lots of gay anal sex

Visitor: Knock, knock
Gayman1: Hi there matey, come on in but please mind the mess.
Visitor: What's been going on in here? Have you had friends round last night?
Gayman2: Hi there, I'm Quentin.
Visitor: Hi, nice to meet you quentin. What's that smell in the air? It kinda smells fousty - almost like poop
Gayman1: Err, I don't smell anything.
Visitor: And what's this brown stain on the sofa.
Quentin: Ok, you've caught us out, we were playing dirty poop games last night.
Visitor: I'm feel sick, I'm going home.

dirty poop games by Jim July 19, 2004

weapon 

A term used to describe someone who is a spanner or a tool. A person who is extremely stupid and possibly ugly.

Ant: Hey mate, do you like my new burberry cap?
Jim: Nah mate, it's well chup. You look like a complete weapon!

weapon by Jim July 19, 2004

b.o.b.

B.O.B. = Big Old Bird

A polite term used by a man to describe a fat girl as it's better than calling them a chunk.

Two mates are having a beer in a pub and a fat girl walks past....
Rich: I don't fancy yours much mate.
Alan: Yeah you're right buddy, she's a B.O.B. - a big old bird!!

b.o.b. by Jim July 19, 2004

scallies 

The plural of scally, meaning a group of young uneducated townies.

Stuart: Hey mate, look at that group of chavvy kids.
Paul: What a bunch of scallies!!

scallies by Jim July 19, 2004

winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?

winnits by Jim July 19, 2004