jim's definitions

lock

Something generally used to keep something safe from idiots who don't know how to pick it. Generally quite simple to pick. (See shim, lockpick)

You really think that lock will keep your bike safe?

by Jim September 28, 2003

penn goggles

The transformation of the retinas of the eyeballs in students of the University of Pennylvania. This phenomenon inhibits the ability of the retina to correctly reflect light patterns, which results in a greatly miscontstrued judge of beauty. A slow acting affliction, taking course over much time, growing stronger constantly. Close relative of beer goggles.

Yo man, when I first met her I didn't think she was pretty at all, but now that penn goggles are in full effect, I want to fuck the shit out of her!

by Jim September 29, 2003

wogehkak

Giant creature, lives in the woods, he'll bite ya face

That Jim looks like a wiggly wogehkak.

by Jim September 29, 2003

cheetos

yummy orange ...things that taste good and are made by a tiger on drugs

mmm cheetos

by jim September 30, 2003

shitster

adj. One who causes trouble, especially for others - a contraction of "shit stirrer".

Joey just lied to his older sister about nailing her best friend - what a shitster!

by jim October 3, 2003

fracus

n. Rowdy noisemaking without purpose, such as teens hangin' in the park BSing with each other.

Hey, you kids hold that fracus down - I'm trying to sleep here!

by jim October 3, 2003

blockbuster

A very big event, especially multiple sex acts with a hot chick

I got four trojans and a sixer, going to my girls - gonna make it a blockbuster night!

by jim October 3, 2003