jono long

To experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite sex.

In possession of a grossly underused choad.
She was so hot man, i almost went all jono long
by jim May 14, 2004
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lock

Something generally used to keep something safe from idiots who don't know how to pick it. Generally quite simple to pick. (See shim, lockpick)
You really think that lock will keep your bike safe?
by Jim September 29, 2003
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the shocker

Every one is forgeting one very important thing!!!! the thumb.
2 in da pink, 1 in the stink and the thumb can do what it wants
That whore britney likes it when i shove my pointer and middle finger in to her vagina and then continued with the pinky in to the anus then rotated my thumb on her clit.
by Jim June 10, 2004
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g-spot tornado

A Frank Zappa song; it's a girl who masturbates or it's someone else manipulating a clitoris.
You missed it man...she did the g-spot tornado for us!
by Jim December 05, 2004
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im flapping my wings

im flapping my wings
by jim March 04, 2003
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hippy-tastic

being in the state of mind of the common hippy.
"how are you today sir?"
"hippy-tastic!"
by jim May 07, 2005
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jack-o-lantern

The spirit of halloween. Has a jack-o-lantern for a head and goes around on halloween night and causes mischeif. Sometimes known simply as "Jack"

It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.
Guy1: "Hey do you know the spirit of Halloween?"
Guy1: "Oh, you mean Jack?"
by Jim August 22, 2004
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