Definitions by jim
funnel
college student #1: I heard the funnel was getting a keg tonight
college student #2: Great, i spent my last 5 bucks on kentacohut, i guess ill have to use laundry quarters again
college student #2: Great, i spent my last 5 bucks on kentacohut, i guess ill have to use laundry quarters again
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metro card
when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name
metro card by Jim March 7, 2005
Kev
A kev is a total twat who thinks he's it. He usually wears trainers with springs on them (Called Nike Shox) and Scottish Kilt clothing like Burberry. They have a huge vendetta against rockers (who rule may I add:-D)and will get any chance to start on them. They are scrawny and scatty little tramps who think theyre 10 ft (theyre really 4ft) tall and 250 lbs and usually start on u when theyre with a group of friends. For example - Year 8 boy, 4ft 6ins "Yo star! You biggin up to me?" you are a 5ft 6ins guy - you dont need to.
You have to admire these kids in a way - there bravery, courage, lack of dick, lack of strength and of course, referring to my example, lack of height. If you know anyone hoo is indeed, a kev, use this definition to make him realise his place
You have to admire these kids in a way - there bravery, courage, lack of dick, lack of strength and of course, referring to my example, lack of height. If you know anyone hoo is indeed, a kev, use this definition to make him realise his place
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
Rocker boy walking along the street, gang of 15 kevs come over
"Yo, what u sayin bout ma mom?"
"Er...nuffin u prik"
"Dont b cheeky"
"Shut up"
KEVS IN UNISON
"oooooooooooooooo, dont let him cheek u lk that!"
**rocker lashes out, kev starts cryin**
"Im gonna get my big brother on u n ur family!"
Cowardly innit?
Rocker boy walking along the street, gang of 15 kevs come over
"Yo, what u sayin bout ma mom?"
"Er...nuffin u prik"
"Dont b cheeky"
"Shut up"
KEVS IN UNISON
"oooooooooooooooo, dont let him cheek u lk that!"
**rocker lashes out, kev starts cryin**
"Im gonna get my big brother on u n ur family!"
Cowardly innit?
Mambo
dinger
1. A sexual manoever in which the entire flacid penis and scrotum are placed in a partner's mouth. 2. An unfortunate incident 3. A phone call.
1. "Give me a dinger, please."
2. "Remember when Jimmy broke his arm? That was a dinger."
3. "I'll give you a dinger about tonight."
2. "Remember when Jimmy broke his arm? That was a dinger."
3. "I'll give you a dinger about tonight."