jim's definitions

Skroot

A mutt or mixed breed dog

Lets take the skroot for a walk.

by Jim May 22, 2004

monkey

A small swinging creature, often misplaced.

"I've lost my monkey"
"don't worry he'll turn up"

by jim February 25, 2005

ragworthy

Ragworthy means that a person is worthy of a 'Rag' (intercourse, of a mindless, emotionless nature. not to be confused with lovemaking).

"shit dude, that chick is ragworthy!"
"hells yeah!"

by Jim February 21, 2005

Smallville

Fucked-up, fictional TV place where numerous, horrific problems are caused by the arrival of alien Kal-el (aka Clark Kent - a young man with amazing supernatural abilities.)

His original mission was to rule the earth, but that's been changed by his own earthly morality. This yin-yang is the cause of everything bad that happens in Smallville and most of the nearby cities in Kansas.

Smallville would be normal if Clark Kent had never landed.

by Jim November 25, 2004

punk-ass

weak, loser, one unworthy of respect.

The Golden State Warriors are just punk-ass bitches.

by Jim May 6, 2003

Chode

The skin inbetween your ball sack and your red eye.

My balls are sticking to my chode right now.

by Jim January 22, 2004

Grizzle Biscuits

Another way of saying grill except ghettofied by putting the 'izzle' like in fo shizzle my nizzle and the biscuits were added on to make it stupid-funny

Guy: Man, you are all up in ma' grizzle biscuits

by Jim August 27, 2004