stephen lynch

comical genius/guitar player(not great at guitar but comical genius none the less)
"did you catch that phat vid from lynch"
"pff phuck yae, stephen is my home-boy nikka"
by Jim April 18, 2004
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karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game
Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.
by Jim July 16, 2004
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A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
by Jim July 19, 2004
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Thirteen

A really bad movie, do NOT listen to what the other person said. It's supposedly about what its like to be a thirteen year old girl, but i can safely say that if you know or have a thirteen year old who do any of the shit depicted in this horrible movie, beat them with a car antenna.
under any circumstances,
do NOT see this movie,
do NOT rent it,
and for Christ's sake,
do NOT buy it!
the movie "Thirteen" is just chock full of the "drama" that teenage girls like to pretend they go through.

The girl in this movie goes to nice, to a shoplifter, to a whore in 10 minutes!
by Jim October 01, 2005
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any chance?

A short and relatively polite phrase to be used when attempting to "chat-up" a girl.
Jim: Hey mate, that girl at the bar looks quite tasty.
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit
by Jim July 19, 2004
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bits and pieces

slang: term used to describe the male genitalia
Fight dirty, kick him in the bits and pieces!
by Jim September 11, 2003
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Lightning Cocker

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.
Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.
by Jim February 25, 2005
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