jim's definitions

php

A server-side scripting language that kicks the living shit out of PERL and A$P.

<?php
$arr = array(
"1" => "PERL sucks",
"2" => "ASP sucks"
);

print_r($arr);
?>

by Jim November 12, 2003

tallywacker

Long swingey thing hanging between the legs of a male (usuley)

"did you see that, he had his tallywacker hanging ouut there in broud daylight"

by JIM November 14, 2003

googleplex

10^10^10^2 =
10^10^100 =
10^google =
1 googleplex
Google - The number one with a hundred zero's following it.
Googleplex - The number one with a google number of zero's following it!

A googleplex number of cubic (mm) would be larger than our entire galaxy.... (:^O
It would take a trillion people, writing a trillion zero's per second, a lot more than a trillion years just to write out the number googleplex.
(1,000,000,000,000,000,..., and so on)

by Jim November 17, 2003

hmongfler

huge crome muffler on import car mainly driven by hmong people in big cities, mainly goes with a spoiler

loud Handa civic

by jim November 18, 2003

Lollerberries

n. According to vinnie, a well known mathematician, lollerberries describes the infinitesimally small distance between our galaxy and the theoretical rift in the space-time continuum that would spell our impending doom.

v. A very small distance between two points that is measured as the width of one half of an atom.

Man, we're only lollerberries away from Jamaica and lots of weed!

The Lollerberries theory was enough to rocket Vinnie to stardom within the scientific community.

by Jim November 18, 2003

Man-hole Cover

Tampon Jam Rag

Fred always found it intensely embarrasing when his mum sent him down to the shops for man-hole covers.

by Jim November 20, 2003

Hairy Bank

Police Boi

The filth, the fuzzy muff, the pigs, the hairy banks

by Jim November 23, 2003