jim's definitions

darvocet

See Kwenda

Dude, you just totally darvocet'ed all over that punk

by jim May 26, 2003

skeg

a male who likes to suck cock
a cock sucker
a man who treats other mens genitalia as if they were lollypops.

Jeez, that guys a real SKEG!

Come and get it SKEG boy!

by Jim August 12, 2003

Upstate

Upstate is a term used by people who live in New York City or the surrounding metro area. Long Islanders and some city people consider the Northern suburbs (Westchester, Rockland) to be upstate because they are north of where they are and think thaty for some reasons the cultural and economic ties spread east. Northern suburbs consider anywhere above them to be upstate (mostyl Poughkeepsie and up). Whats funny is that people from "upstate" cities such as Albany, Binghamton, Syracuse, Rochester or Buffalo have no concept of what "upstate is. Albany is the Capital District. Binghamton is the Southern Tier. Syraucse is Central New York. Rochester is near the Finger Lakes and Buffalo is in Western New York. In the end Upstate doesn't really exist and is generally a term used to imply that you live south of the area being discussed.

Everything north of Westchester is upstate (Rockland is west of Westchester bordering New Jersey and the the northern tip of Westchester is above Rockland. So Rockland is not upstate.)

by Jim October 27, 2004

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy

E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

by Jim June 16, 2004

Shambodo

a demon whose purpose is to make you look stupid.

boy: Hey, shambodo, look at that car!
NO ANSWER.
mom: Tommy, there's nobody there -- who are you talking to.
Demon/shambodo: HA! Made another one look stupid!! He he he...

by Jim September 15, 2005

puff-knocker

1.some one who shags puffs
2.some one who beats up puffs

"you puff-knocker"

by jim November 24, 2003

Massapequa

A big rich town where the soccer mom's will ask the Mafia to whack the other team. for everything else look at the first definition, it's perfect

My daughter is on the Massapequa soccer team and she is the best ever!

by Jim March 23, 2005