jiM's definitions

puff-knocker

1.some one who shags puffs
2.some one who beats up puffs

"you puff-knocker"

by jim November 24, 2003

Massapequa

A big rich town where the soccer mom's will ask the Mafia to whack the other team. for everything else look at the first definition, it's perfect

My daughter is on the Massapequa soccer team and she is the best ever!

by Jim March 23, 2005

dragon ball z

a great show that is horribly overrated and thus is loved by geeks nerds and small children evrywhere, giving it a very bad reputation amongst other people, when in reality, its a pretty allright show.

"i was watching draqgon ball z and it was awesome"

by jim May 7, 2005

Cockblocked

when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen

tony getting cockblocked on g5 by whatever the hell her name was.

by jim June 5, 2003

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy

E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

by Jim June 16, 2004

Ass Terrorist

Someone who starts eating your ass out (giving a rim job) at a sex club when you did not invite them to do so. Ass terrorists are usually old men and attack when you are getting your dick sucked by some hot guy. This term is obviously used by mostly gay men.

I was getting my dick sucked by this hottie and some ass terrorist attacked me from behind.

by Jim April 4, 2003

breezy

a female that deserves to be slapped

finding out your girl is pregnant and its not yours

by Jim April 10, 2003