swiggot 

Unit for measuring any measurable value. It is largely inconsistent, as a rectangle may be one swiggot in length and one swiggot in width and not be a square. However, an advantage is that you can B.S. a measurement of something, and no one can call you on it.

Nondescript Antagonist 1: How long is your crotch sausage?
Nondescript Respondent: That's a little personal.
Nondescript Antagonist 2: Don't be a dickcock. Tell us how long it is?
Nondescript Respondent: Thirteen swiggots.
Nondescript Antagonist 1: Wowzo! That sounds impressive.
Nondescript Respondent: Did you just use the term "wowzo"?

swiggot by jgthomas January 14, 2007

swiggity swooty 

The act of going after a piece of ass

"Swiggity swooty I'm coming for the booty"

swiggity swooty by Well_hung October 26, 2013

Swaggot 

A person whom is part of the new 'swag' sub-culture. They generally wear 'streetwear' brands such as Obey, and are incapable of cognitive thought.

Believed to be a corruption of the late 00's 'metro', with 'gangsta' or 'rap' culture influences, the subculture is now being used as an example by the Westboro Baptist Church in their argument against the theory of evolution.

Be cautious when approaching or conversing with 'Swaggots', as their inability to critically evaluate argument or articulate words containing more than two syllables may make conversation often degenerate into phrases which they've learnt from other 'swaggots'.

When this occurs, their actions generally revert to labelling people as 'haters' and ceasing processes requiring more brain power than basic survival instinct, poor photoshop skills and parrot-like repetition.

"Andre is such a swaggot now, all he does is wear snapbacks and post badly filtered photos with stupid phrases over them"

Swaggot by Johnny Fabrizi September 14, 2012

Swiggity Swag 

A song that people think is making fun of rap songs but is actually making fun of black people in general.

Nigga nigga bitch nigga nigga,
Nigga fried chicken nigga watermelon nigga,
Bitch nigga,
Nigga,
White women, titties ass.
Repeat 4x to have maximum swiggity swag

Swiggity Swag by xX_WEEDSHOT_Xx April 20, 2015

swiggity swag 

The term used by actually good-aimed teenagers to make fun of swagfags. Usually put into a rhyming pattern, swiggity swag can be used in many terms, and can be rhymed with anything they can possibly think of, switching the "swag" part of the term with a new word, just starting with "sw". Parodying the horrible nature of people who actually think their swag can conquer anything, this puts the term into jokes, and can be laughed upon with good manner.

"Swiggity swag, all you people are fags!"
"Swiggity sway, did you have your breakfast today?"
"Swiggity swupid, you're pretty stupid."

"Swiggity swag, do you ever feel like a plastic bag?" -Katy Perry
"Swiggity swissile, here comes the missile!" -Kim Jong Un

swiggity swag by kimjongamazing June 21, 2013

Swaggot 

Swaggot: Someone who says the word "Swag" so much that by association they're actually homosexual.

Lil Wayne: That's swag, I got mad swag yo'.

Me: You're a swaggot you fucking idiot.

Swaggot by HorrorStory October 13, 2011

Yolo-swaggot

Using the words swag, yolo, or gratata in the same sentence while posting a video to vine with you shirt off.

Did you see that yolo-swaggot post his vine video the other day? He said, "That FuFu lame shit I ain't with it. I'll send some shots at your fitted. Gratata. Swag."

Yolo-swaggot by Truth In Lies June 29, 2014