jesus w. bush's definitions

Jar Jar Binks

Intergalactical sex symbol.

MMMM... i love me some jar jar

by jesus w. bush November 29, 2004

slipknot

A black hole of talent.

Slipknot are teh suck.

by jesus w. bush November 24, 2004

dew-driver

Ice, 2 shots of vodka, and Mountain Dew.

A few dew-drivers is a delicious way to get shitfaced.

by jesus w. bush December 26, 2004

harvest moon 64

Ridiculously addictive game about doing chores on a farm. One picks it up when one is bored and wishes to pass some time and pries one's bleary-eyed self away from the television at dawn the next morning. Unparalleled killer of time and motivation.

I played Harvest Moon 64 from 7 o'clock last night until 7 o'clock this morning. I'm tired.

by jesus w. bush January 1, 2005

rolling stone

A biweekly collection of glossy advertisements that sells for $3.95.

Rolling Stone exists to market products.

by jesus w. bush December 14, 2004

marilyn manson

some guy who boned jenna jameson at a party

i wanna be marilyn manson

by jesus w. bush November 20, 2004

edjookayte

See educate.

To teach.

I'm going to school to get edjookayted!

by jesus w. bush December 8, 2004