chelm

the helm is the end of the cock when covered in knob cheese

"yeah i would suck his dick but it is a bit of a chelm"

by jesus h christ April 02, 2003

NeonGen

A homosexual.

Tower saw NF- crawling out of Flesh dressed in a leather gimp suit last night, what a NeonGen.

by Jesus H Christ January 07, 2004

ass biscuit

same as dingleberries- when pieces of rectal waste become attached to anal hairs

oh no vivien has got a bit odf an ass biscuit

by jesus h christ April 02, 2003

northlondonhippy

The biggest internet celebrity that you've never heard of

The northlondonhippy is my hero!

by jesus h christ January 16, 2005

drinking from the fish pot

the act of licking a woman out

tom l wanted to drink from viviens fish pot

by jesus h christ April 02, 2003

man tits

lumps of fat on a man where tits would be found on a woman

did you see davidson he had bare man tits blood

by jesus h christ April 02, 2003

ddam

Drunk Drivers Against Mothers

by Jesus H Christ September 18, 2003