jesus's definitions

Poot

a particular squeaky type of fart often resulting in a mild smell.

that fart was a poot!

by Jesus July 24, 2003

mick

A derogatory term for an Irishman, usually Catholic and sometimes drunk

On St. Patrick's Day everyone's a mick.

by jesus September 1, 2003

50 cent

A total wuss who ran away after being bottled at the Reading festival.

Look there's 50 cent ha ha ha ha

by Jesus May 13, 2005

rasich

Closet homosexual who could get laid by almost any female were it not for his strong desire for male genitalia in his trachea.

Stop being a Rasich!

That's so Rasich, you fag.

Mom...Dad...I think I'm a Rasich. sad

by Jesus April 15, 2005

j0of

A god of Australia, Worshiped by most.

That was so cool j0of would of been proud

by Jesus February 3, 2005

pawnd

A stupid variation of the word pwned, coined by h4x0rs mainly spending their lives on a chat/file sharing program called KDX.

A worthless term.

Me: Holy Jesus Christ, Rebecca is fucking FAT.
h4x0r: PAWND!

by Jesus September 27, 2004

pus gut

a fat bastard, someone who resembles a big pile of guts all swollen and vomit inspiring to view them

wow, that cathy johnson sure is a big fat fucking pus gut bitch.

by jesus June 18, 2004