The Sheep thread

A thread on AlternateHistory.com that is over 120 pages long and full of insanity. Proof that either god doesn't exist or he doesn't bother with humans

BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM SNAAAKE!!

damn this is so The Sheep thread

by Jesus August 15, 2004

Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

ja-fake-an

a person who thinks they're jamacain, but really are not at all. They always have a really bad accent.

A:Ay, mon, let's git dis partay started!
B:Shut your fucking mouth, u ja-fake-an

by Jesus January 08, 2005

ass ninja

gay guy who likes anal

by Jesus June 06, 2003

banished

Something to tell people when they piss you off.

Mitch: What have you been doing today joe?
Joe: I've been doing your mum
Mitch: hahahahaha...
Joe: banished

by jesus April 25, 2004

fo shizzle

A modern youth term for for sure.

"I'd bum elton john in, you?"
"fo shizzle"

by jesus April 25, 2003

lmgalway

1.) A woman who is extremely dull, boring, and lacks redeemable qualities.

"That girl, what a fucking lmgalway. She needs to get her ugly face out of that Vampire Lestat book and get a makeover."

by Jesus April 28, 2003