In-N-Out

Those are good burgers, Walter.
by Jesus August 05, 2003
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durf

The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.
That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire
by Jesus January 17, 2003
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the gunisher

A cheap rip off of the punisher - so cheap infact it doesnt exist. He doesn't deliver punishment, he delivers gunishment
by jesus May 15, 2004
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Free Ipods

Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.
I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?
by jesus March 18, 2005
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browner

A perticularly large poo, one that should it be dropped would register on the richter scale. Often used in the context of stupidity.
A: Oh my god, i cant believe you just ate that browner.

B: That guy just did a browner in my fish pond!
by jesus March 25, 2004
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ksil

ksil is our almighty god.
by Jesus July 08, 2004
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parker allen

One who shaves with melissa's razor...mmmm shaved penis ahhhhhhh
by jesus February 08, 2005
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