jesus's definitions

the daily show

the most believable news show on T.V

i don't believe anything untill its on the daily show

by jesus June 30, 2004

cooks

another word for chouette

that shirt is so cook!

by Jesus November 7, 2003

teen angst

A term used to describe idiot teens going through puberty who think they're depressed when it's actually just their hormones taking control of their brains. Eventually they either get over it, dwell on it the rest of their life, commit suicide, or a combination of those three.

Holy shit, Tina just dumped me. This is some serious teen angst shit right here.

Teen angst is my friend. A social life is not. </3

omgwtf teen angst!!!!!!1

by Jesus September 26, 2004

Bootchie

Someone Who Stinks Like Shit

"Hey man, get up off my coach, you boochie ass Bean-Boy

by Jesus March 16, 2004

thenamelesspunk

a real meat stick if you ask me. thenamelesspunk is a small ravenous animal in the same family as the chipmunk that feasts on babies and likes long walks on the beach. people dont seem to understand thenamelesspunk's much these days, and hunt them for their fur and their love. EVERYONE wants a thenamelesspunk doll, with real thenamelesspunk fur, right?

look at the teeth on this thenamelesspunk! crikey!

by jesus December 16, 2003

Cockeroni

A penis resembling a pepperoni log, usually redish from the presence of a veneral disease.

That porn star has a cockeroni footer.

by Jesus November 24, 2003

Going Overboard

Worst movie evar, starring adam sandler

My friend commited suicide yesterday, right after watching Going Overbaord

by Jesus December 2, 2003