jesus's definitions

Tard

Someone who is being stupid for the first time.

If Billy acts like a tard again, he's a retard.

by Jesus March 27, 2003

fuckallat

Fuck all that, said quickly......

im tired of this shit,man fuckallat

by jesus March 25, 2003

half quarter

One half quarter ounce of weed.

28.2 grams / 8

3.5-3.6 grams.

Typically 35$, a hookup is $25.

Yo throw me a half quarter for 25$

by jesus November 9, 2004

crackilackin

see crackilatin

yo that biych was crackilackin, kiiiid!

by jesus July 10, 2003

Thief in the dark

The ability to steal something without someone noticing.

Pablo is a thief in the dark.

by Jesus March 20, 2005

h4x012

"Haxor". the elite gamer. see also "leet". where 4 stands for A, 0 stands for O and 12 stands for R. In the gaming world, it seems proper to use as few letters as possible and replace them with numbers or punctuations

I R A 1337 H4X012! $Uc|< IT!

by Jesus November 26, 2003

filmbox

A box of films so bad that you shit in it

Wow that lord of the rings collectors edition is now a filmbox!

by jesus July 13, 2003