jester's definitions

OFA

see Overweight Female Attention.

That OFA is really holding Bill back.

by Jester October 30, 2004

Overweight Female Attention

aka: OFA. Plutonic attentions given by an overwight female to a otherwise available male; generally done in an attempt to atttract attention, though not necessarily sexual, or to control the male. Often accompanied by touching such as hugging or holding hands. Never beneficial in any way for the male as the female is merely trying to help herself and, as this is a means of female control, and the overwight female will never say anything about the male beyond how whipped he is.

Jack was going to leave the party to hang out but some overweight female attention kept him there past his curfew.

All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.

by Jester October 30, 2004

OIL

1-See any of these other fine enteries, Webster's or another dictionary of your choice (make sure to purchase the "unabridged" version for hours of wordsmithing fun!)

2-OIL
O-peration I-raqi L-iberation
Changed to "Operation Iraqi Freedom" after someone realized what it spelt.
Thus giving more incentive to name your documents and plans in a PATRIOT act manner; so to say, think up the abbreviation before the name it's self.

Oil that is, black gold.

And now we take you to the latest updates of Operation Iraqi Liberation with our senoir corrispondant, Ted Bucking. Ted?

by Jester November 11, 2004

You smell what I'm steppin in?

This phrase asks the other person if they understand what you are saying or what you mean. It's great because it catches others off gaurd.

Man, that girl is hot! You smell what I'm steppin in, Mike?

by Jester November 24, 2004

C-Donkey

This word is used by men to describe a woman who is all of the following: fat, ugly, and nappy. This insult is most commonly used in a club after being approached by one or when trying to help others avoid them.

Pat, watch out...that C-Donkey has her eyes on you!

by Jester November 24, 2004

no air me

Eat the shit while it is coming out of my ass. Before it hit the air.

You can "No Air Me"

by Jester February 22, 2004

coprophilia

revelling in the waste of others

chomping on the chocolate snake

by jester February 5, 2004