jesster79's definitions

Cardinal Ruins

Another nickname for the Italian Cardinal Camillo Ruini. Ruini has been given this nickname along with his Cardinal Rovini due to his political interference in other countries which at times is damaging to the church itself.

Ruini is getting called Cardinal Ruins because in some ways he is ruining the church.

by jesster79 March 3, 2006

second amendmented

The act of injuring oneself or someone else with a firearm, usually accidentally. Most often due to a failure of the firearm holder to exercise basic firearms safety protocols. The failure is sometimes unintentional, but can often be an intentional refusal to handle firearms safely.

A Michigan man second amendmented himself at a Victoria Secret store last Friday.

by jesster79 December 29, 2019

Ward Churchill

A low life, lying, four flushing, pompous ass. Someone who thinks he is so holier than thou that he felt entitled to compare the those who died in the World Trade Center attacks on September 11 as little Eichmans.

Even AIM doesn't want anything to do with this guy.

by jesster79 February 9, 2005

inbred

A practice where closely related family members produce children. Because of this, the genes inherited may cause problems for the child where the child's genes may have suffered due to the lack of genetic diversity.

Royal families, neocons, and extremists are all the products of inbreeding.

by jesster79 March 1, 2005

Chimpenfuhrer

A man who combines the worst attributes of a Nazi fuhrer and a chimpanzee.

George W. Bush is a definte Chimpenfuhrer.

by jesster79 January 8, 2006

monkey boy

The current occupant of the White House.

George W. Bush thinks, acts, and looks like a monkey. Therefore he is a monkey boy.

by jesster79 March 5, 2005

bullshit master

Someone who is such a fountain of bullshit that they become a master of the art of spewing that stuff around.

Our monkey boy President George W. Bush is the foremost bullshit master alive today.

by jesster79 March 13, 2005